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12/13/99 New cd's to buy. The new Creed is just an amazing album. The more I listen to it, the better it gets. Good music reminiscent of early Stone Temple Pilots. Also, Christmas is just around the corner, in case you didn't know. I bought a gift for all of you. It's free as opposed to all of those non-free gifts the infomercial people seem to think exist. 'Call and order now to get your free complimentary gift.' I won't even get started on infomercials. They suck you in. It's like a bad Soap Opera(like there are any good ones) or a horrible talk show. Unintelligent, non-stimulating crap that somehow catches your attention. I happened across one on a salsa maker. I ended up watching 15 minutes of it and I think I lost a couple of I.Q. points (like 12 was a lot). There's something in the programming or something that turns your brain off and to mush so all you can do is sit there and watch. Good thing Hitler is dead or we'd be watching infomercials of his handy Jewslicer. Just plug it in and slice away. Order now and get your extra special free JewRoaster. Hey, 4 million satisfyed customers can't be wrong. See what I'm saying. Infomercials brainwash you and are run by Satan's Network (Ted Turner). I have absolutely NOTHING against the Jewish population. My best friend is Jewish. I'm just trying to prove a point, however tasteless it may seem, that Armegeddon will be caused by infomercials and seen on Pay-per-view. I gotta go make some salsa now. Thanks.

12/12/99 The Vikings are losing. Bad. The new band is doing great. Good. I have to go to work tomorrow. Bad. Vegas is less than a month away. Good. I'm posting the last Th!nkAdectOmy band picture taken at the last show on under Th!nkAdectOmy in the Foe-Toez section. Also, I have a couple of Peel pix posted on the Peel section. Christmas is just around the corner. I hope you all caught those big ass department store sales and focused on beating some stranger to the last inflatable nutshaver to give to your Aunt Jonny. And while you feel good about getting the last nutshaver, you should feel real good about looking out for only yourself while walking around the mall, bumping little kids and the elderly so you can beat them to the next sale while putting on your 'angry' face to hopefully keep people from messing with you. This is the season, ya know. Hell yea! Can you feel it? Do you feel good? Holiday shopping kicks ass because you can kick ass and have a bad attitude. Oh yea, screw the reindeer, screw Santa and screw you! I love the holidays. Jingle Bells .. Jingle Bells .. Batman smells .....

11/27/99 Lots o things. First of all, Mr. Bungle was honestly one of the best shows I've seen. I don't even know where to begin or what to highlight. Just buy one of their cd's and if they come to a town near you, go see 'em. You will not be disappointed. Moving on, the site has some new stuff. More pix in the "Foe-Toez" section and new front page graphic. There are other little things that you may or may not notice. Just look around and see for yourself. I have joined another band and the name is Peel. I will be playing guitar. Singing duties are still up in the air but if I'm not lead(which is fine with me either way), I can say that I'll be singing back-ups. So there it is. I am a member of Peel. Any questions? Oh yea, we're planning on playing out starting in late Jan. early Feb. so our time is just around the corner. That's about it for now.

11/16/99 It's album review time. I've been listening to a lot of new releases over the past month and here's what I think of them. Let's start with Chris Cornell's debut solo release 'Euphoria Morning'. I like most of the album. Some of it sounds like it could be Soundgarden, which isn't a bad thing, but I was hoping for more songs like 'Seasons' off of the 'Singles' soundtrack. Worth the money. Next is 'No.4' by Stone Temple Pilots. On the shrinkwrap there was a sticker that had a quote from some magazine editor or something stating'Quite possibly the album that saves Rock & Roll'. That's a pretty big statement. Unfortunately, I disagree with it but I do think it is a good album. Nice to have them back. 'World Coming Down' by Type O Negative is pretty much what you would expect from Type 0 if you're familiar with their last few recordings. No radio hits, but radio hits does not a good band make. Suicidal Tendencies has a new one titled 'Feeedumb' and it is hard, fast classic Suicidal punk. They went back to the roots and are jammin out. Fun album full of great songs. 'Soundsystem' by 311. Not a let down but their previous album 'Transistor' was, in my opinion, one of the best albums of the 90's. Kinda hard to top that. Don't get me wrong, it is a great album and worth every penny spent on it. Maybe my expectations were too high. 'The Battle of Los Angeles' by Rage Against the Machine. Thank you, Rage, for putting out this album. Good stuff. 'The Distance to Here' by Live. Less odd time songs but the emotion put into the writing and performance. These guys get better with each release. A must own. 'Antipop' by Primus. Ah yes Primus. Reverting back to the 'Frizzle Fry' and 'Sailing the Sea's of Cheese' days of songwriting while incorporating the groove of today's best metal acts (Korn, Limp Bizkit, Tool, Winger). Their last two albums were so so in my book but this one is really good. And last but not least, 'Issues' by Korn. I've only listened to it once (give me a break, I just got it an hour and a half ago) but these guys have grown BIG time as musicians. A lot of people accuse them of selling out and after this album has been out for a few weeks it'll be all you here. They're trying new stuff; new techniques, different effects and that's the kinds of things that will keep them alive in the next decade. There's also 4 different album covers to chose from, all drawn by fans of Korn. This will conclude my album review. One thing you will notice is that I didn't give a bad review on any of the bands. That's because I liked all of them which makes me happy. Good music makes me happy. I leave you with this quote from James Hetfield, (With a loaded shotgun in hand) 'I told you not to fuck around!'

11/15/99 I haven't been able to update this for a while so here we go. First of all, The Vikings are actually winning again although they aren't very pretty wins. Hey, a 'W' is a 'W', you know what I say, beotch? The new job is pretty cool, thanks for asking. I saw Sevendust with the ex-Th!nkA members at the Rock, which was a cool show. It was nice hangin' wit' da boyz again. Mr. Bungle this Sunday at The Rialto. I can't wait. I feel like a kid waiting to open presents on Christmas morning. I've been wanting to see this band for about 8 years now and the day is almost here. Anyway, drive-thru's suck. I absolutely refuse to pull forward and wait for my food anymore. I could understand it if I ordered for 10 people or something but to order a fucking hamburger, fries and a coke only to here 'Can you please pull forward. We'll have it out to you shortly'. Um...... NO! I waited in line just like the people in front of me and behind me and there is no way I'm going to let the people behind me get their food before me. Sorry to be an ass, but you can suck a fart outta my butt. Thank you please pull forward and we'll have a butt that you can suck brought out to you shortly.

10/14/99 Good news (I think so anyway). METALLICA will be releasing their live concert with the San Francisco Symphony as a 2cd or cassette set on November 23rd. VHS and DVD will follow soon. There is two new songs titled 'No Leaf Clover' and 'Human' along with classics like 'Master of Puppets', 'The Thing That Should Not Be', 'Battery', ''Call of Ktulu' and 'One'. Some newer songs included are 'Enter Sandman', 'Devil's Dance', 'Sad But True', and 'The Outlaw Torn'. For a complete list, visit Metallica at their official site and go to the news section under 'New Release'. They're also releasing the 'Cliff'em all' and 'Year and a half in the life of Metallica' videos on DVD sometime this month. Sweet. Tis all from me and my weener.

10/10/99 Both shows this weekend were a success. The Phoenix show with LTO and Obscure was fun. Too bad LTO blew their bass pre-amp 3 songs into their set. They were good though. The show at The Rock was fun as well. Jeremy from LTO came out and supported Peel and us and Peel played an excellent show (like they always do) Looking forward to future shows with these bands. Not to sound like an ass, but don't the words pope and poop almost sound the same? Poop, 'P' 'o' 'o' 'p'. Poop. Not Pupe, pewp, poup, pÜp or Poope. Pope, 'P' 'o' 'p' and the famous Dan Quale 'e'. What about Poap? Poop? Poup? Let's rhyme now shall we? Poop has soup and dupe. Pope would have soap and dope. What about poor? Sounds like pope, spelled like poop. I said spelled, not smelled. Take soup. Sounds like poop, 'ou' instead of 'oo' but same with 'four' which sounds like pope. Sea wut eye'm geting att heer. Yea, me either. I guess we either start spelling 'poop' 'p o u p', or I'm going to eat some soop not sope with the Poap not poup and all the poar people I can gather up and opin dores foar sew thay can grough doap for roap not to smoak. I'm leaving gnow.

9/27/99 The local show at Gotham last night was cool. I missed the first band, but got to see Ph8, Tongue Dried Sun and PEEL. Of course Peel was awesome. The other bands weren't bad ... just not my thing. Anyway, we have two shows coming up next week. First one is Friday October 8th at Hollywood Alley in Phoenix with Limited Time Offer and Obscure. Should be a great show. On the following night (Sat. 9th), we're playing here in Tucson at The Rock with Peel and a band TBA. Be there at 8:30. I have 3 whole pics added in the Racer Cafe photo's section. Goto Foe-Toez and Racer Cafe to see'em. That is all for now. Gotta get to volleyball and masturb.... nevermind!

9/24/99 What animal best describes you? A question that's being asked at, of all places, job interviews. What the fuck is up with that? What's next, 'What do you want to be when you grow up' and 'What's your favorite color' or better yet, ' For this interview's show and tell, I brought my bad monkey. Here's how I spank him.' So back to the original question, What animal best describes you? Me, personally, I'd have to say a dogmonkey'lephantslothrabbitshark. Why? Because I like to fuck, that's why. How about asking something pertaining to the job that I'm applying for? What experience do you have in this field? Did you graduate from high school? Can you read? How many fingers am I holding up? You get the fricking point! Coming soon, my list of the top 25 albums released between 1990-1999. I'm trying to keep it to one album per artist and please remember that these are MY picks. If you don't like 'em or feel that I've been unjust, go get your own site and post your picks and then e-mail me your site and I'll bitch about your picks.

9/16/99 Not quite time to get ready for the biggest event since Hank Aaron scored the winning touchdown in the 9th inning with only 1 second left on the shot clock. 'What is this event' you might be asking. Like I have to tell you. You all know what it is. October 31st? Yea, the day Daylight savings ends. HELLO? Where the hell did New Kids on the Block go? I wanna know. I wanna know which government agency was responsible for killing JFK. Probably the same one responsible for breeding (mind fucking) all of these school and church slayers and providing them with the same guns which they want the American people to ban so 'we' can feel more secure about our insignificant little lives while Uncle Sam puts himself in a situation where he can do whatever the fuck he wants and "We The People of the United States of America" can't do shit. The Gov't has guns and we get some sticks and rocks. Land of the Free my ass! Look closely at a picture of Uncle Sam and you'll see a dark moustache forming and a big ass swastica (So I can't spell) in his forehead. Hitler's second coming is through our own government. Paper airplanes are neat.

9/08/99 A very good band from Tucson, that happen to be friends of ours (Th!nkAdectOmy), changed their band name recently from Cataclyzm 3.5 to Dread Mode. From a quintet to a quartet, they are heavier than ever. A lot more than I can say for the new release 'Risk' by Megadeth. Wow. It's.... it's.. well, kinda lame actually. Not all of it but some of the stuff is 'Damn, didn't Bon Jovi write a song just like this in the 80's' material. I can't believe it. Really. I think Dave needs to go back to the old ways and do 90% of the writing. Marty is a smokin' player but getting him involved in songwriting is a bad thing. Not that he can't write .. his style is just dated. Either that or get back on the drugs 'cause if they put out another cd like 'Risk' that is it for me and Megadeth. -aVERYdissapointedKnutz

8/26/99 ORGY is not bad. Descent stuff on that CD. MR. BUNGLE. Ahh, Mr. Bungle. Words I would use to decribe their newest release, 'California'. Amazing. Original. Insane. ....um my mind is blanking. Mr. Bungle is one of the most original bands definately in the 90's and probably overall. A little Frank Zappa and King Crimson influence with hints of polka surf rock gospel punk deathmetal funk rap r&b. That's kinda sorta Mr. Bungle. You know what? Just go out and buy one of their three releases(there's actually 1 or 2 more but really hard to find). Their self titled CD is my personal favorite if anyone actually gives a shizit. Sevendust is really good as well. I like it when the bands I like come out with new music. Korn is already back in the studio. I leave you with a quote from an interview with Korn's Jonathan Davis about making it in the music business and playing for arena sized crowds. "...I want to be like Metallica, and have respect. I don't want to act bigger than life and be a dickhead like Marilyn Manson."

8/24/99 I splurged today. I went out and bought some new music. The New SEVENDUST, the new MR. BUNGLE and ORGY. I've only had enough time to listen to the first few songs on SEVENDUST. It's really good so far. I'll let ya'll know how the others are later. My friend, whose vehicle was stolen, got it back yesterday. 2 weeks on the day and it was in pretty good shape considering. That's neat-o. Oh yea. Thinka news update....I'm going to be assuming the managing role for the band. Scary huh? The Peel show at Porkey's went awesome. Great show and we have some new friends out of it. Peel is really good and we will be playing a show with them again soon. That's all I feel like typing right now so, while you're waiting for more news, why don't you try to give yourself oral pleasure. Thanks and good night.

8/13/99 Friday the fuckin' 13th. Yeeh ..... anyway car thieves suck. Stealing period sucks. It's an invasion of privacy and , to the victims, the overwhelming feeling of helplessness and anger and rage and hope and hopelessness while questions fire off one after the other like 'Why me? What did I do? Was it a grudge? Am I allowed to kill whoever did it? Will it be worth it? How much is a bounty hunter? Why now? Is this a message from the man in the sky?' .....and the list goes on and on and on and....oh yea. No. Nothing was stolen from me recently but me friend (whose name will remain anonymous)had his/her vehicle stolen this past Monday. What a bunch-o-shit. I really wish I was there, watching it happen. Can you say 'ASSWHOOPIN'? Alright. I had to vent because even though this didn't happen to me, it did happen to one of my friends and I take that shit personally because I don't have a whole helluv a lot of real friends that I would do everything I could for and treat like a family member. I'd probably break a limb or two if I caught the muthafukas. The Moral of this true story and it's a shocker : Don't fucking steal. That's it. Now, on to sports. Vikings play tonight in their debut preseason game against the Giants. I can't say that I really care too much. Yea it's football but the only players playing with their hearts are the rookies or the veteran's defending their jobs. Plus, the games don't even count so it's just a big televised practice session. I guess it helps them from being rusty during the first few games of regular season. Bi-e!

Blow me because I was a good samaritan today. Yes I was. I helped a guy with his woman push his broken down car off of the road. If there were only more people like me around this world wouldn't suck so bad. My friend, Joe, and I figured out the aggressive driver problem in Tucson....shit, period. First of all, 90-95% of all "aggressive" drivers are not just pissed off by nature. I will prove this to you. As for the other 5-10%, hopefully our plan will help cut this number in half. Now's the time tsh Io be honest with yourself. How many times have you been driving and somebody does something to get ng? Don't lie because it's happened to everyone of you and my guess is more than once. When I was helping this guy push his car off of the road (actually, before I got to him), some asshole honked like a motherfucker and cursed him out. Whenever something goes wrong the last thing you need is someone honking and yelling at you. I couldn't believe what I heard and saw. It was amazing. It got my blood boiling big time. After we got him off of the road, we took off and started talking about it. The asshole yelling and being a dick just added to the problem. He could've gotten out and helped just as easily as I did. Then it dawned on us almost simultaneously. In learning to drive, whether it be driving classes, from friends/family or reading that exciting manual that the MVD provides, the thing that isn't taught is DRIVING ETIQUETTE. 1.)Help people out that need help. This doesn't mean you have to be their best friend and invite them over for dinner because there are a lot of sick fucks out there. Just use your judgement. If you're in a busy intersection or there are lots of people around, chances are you have little to worry about. The driver is usually in a daze anyway so by the time he/she figures out what's going on, you'll be long gone. 2.)If you chose to drive under the speed limit or at the speed limit, get over in the right lane. This one is a real pisser. Mirrors are put on vehicles for a reason. Nobody is saying you have to drive fast. Just get the fuck over so those who want to can. 3.)Cutting people off. I do this myself when some asshole is going slower than shit in the left lane and there is someone in the right lane driving the exact same speed right next to them. Once again use your mirrors and understand that you don't own the fucking road. We all pay taxes. We all own them. Stop being so fucking stubborn and get over it. As for the people who cut others off by pulling out in front of them, well accidents do happen and we all have our days. But, if this happens to you more than once or twice a year, maybe you should look at the way you drive and try to figure out what you are doing wrong. Older people are notorious for this. If you can't see, you can't drive. That's just the way it is. Someday I too will have to hang up the keys. That's why I'm going to have kids.... you know, to cart my old ass around where ever the fuck I want to go. There are many more things I could suggest but everyone who drives should be able to figure it out. I can see a reason why this won't work though (other than the fact that it's not really organized). The media has hyped the aggressive driver problem. We all know about it, have seen it and probably done it. If caught by the police, there is a pretty hefty fine which means if actions were taken to solve the problem instead of curing the symptoms, counties and cities would stand to lose quite a bit of money. Crime is bad but it pays big bucks ... keeps them pigs employed and helps them SERVE (to harass and inflict fear) & PROTECT (their own interests as well as their bosses) 'America the beautiful. The land of the free and the home of the brave. God bless America.' That's all I have to say right now. Thanks for listening. -Nutz

7/27/99 Tuesday afternoon. Hmmm...could make a great song title. Last night at volleyball I blew a big fart on the court. It was sweet...extra lift. Cunt cock pussy fuck skank whore bitch clit prick snatch asshole shit and monkeyspanker should be added to Webster's Dictionary. If they're going to include ain't the least they could do is throw cock cunt or fuck in there. Ain't is fucking slang and I was taught in English that it is a 'bad' word. 9 out of 10 English teachers surveyed agree. Aren't they supposed to be the experts? Well, if Webster's is going to let in trash like ain't, I say throw in a fuck, cunt or cock. There is no ignoring the existence of these words. Everybody knows them and almost everyone has used them at one time or another. Just doesn't seem right to me, those stupid fucking asspeckers! Okay I'm done now.

7/21/99 I know there's a lot of media hype and saturation going on about it right now, but the whole JFK Jr. accident is a tragedy. They found all three bodies this morning. It's just a seriously fucked-up thing to happen. It's almost like the Princess Diana event that happened a year or so ago. I never even knew them. Why is it affecting me? FUCK! Co-ed volleyball is over for this season and we finished fourth. Not bad but I think we'll do better this coming season. Practice makes better. The banned moved into a new rehearsal space that's actually bigger and has AIR CONDITIONING. Can you believe that shit. And all for the same price. Bargains is good, m'kay. Chris has gone back to Pensacola and won't be back to visit us for a long while. That sucked but e-mail is better than nothing, right? Will somebody please E MAIL MY ASS and let me know how much longer I have to wait for an NFL game. Offseason sux! Salt river in a couple weeks I hope. I have more Racer Cafe pix so check back for the actual updates. The word of the day is: sirotilc. Tell people you don't know.

7/12/99 It's just plain fucking hot today here in Tucson. Dry heat my ass. It's humid and hot and sticky and nasty and cloudy but no rainy so relief from this hellish heat is not to be found anywhere. I did jack shit this weekend, thank you very much, and I owe it, in part, to the ladies of the World Cup because without them I probably wouldn't have wanted to sit down and watch tv at all. Now everybody sing along with this classic country inbred redneck sisterfucker hit.'Well.........Spank yer ma, whack yer pa, have a little nookie with brother Paul! Aunt Chloe's naked too, cousin/sister has her eye on you!' [claping out of time here....and back to the song] 'In our barn, Uncle John 's workin' on the tractor in our barn. He's got a big prick, yes it's true. But pig's is all he like's to screw! YEEEEHAAAW[more out of time clapping and....to the chorus] Now I play me a fiddle out of wood I can widdle but it wasn't me who called yer name(hey bitch)! Spit in yer hand, wax up the gland and call it a fuckin' day...hey ...yay .. No Way!....um like shut up and stuff. I think I missed my calling by playing rock. What do you think? -Nutz

7/09/99 My friend, Chris, is in town for the next couple of weeks. He just got his wings and will be starting his F-14 training pretty soon. In other news.....16 Neo-Nazi Protestant Jew Black Panther's were found dead in their summer home in Montana after federal agents stormed the place and opened fire without warning. The 16 murdered were unarmed (literally after the bullets stopped flying) and said to be "singing and laughing" just prior to the invasion. When asked to comment on the situation, federal agent in charge, Cletus Humplesworth only had this to say. "Oops."

7/07/99 4th of July was relaxing (except for all those damned explosions and bright colors in the sky) and that whole weekend was cool. First of all, I got somewhat caught up in the X-Games. I really only care about the Skateboarding and BMX competitions so that's all I really watched of it. It was most excellent. The highlight, in my opinion, of the whole fucking 5 day long deal was when Tony Hawk landed the first 900 EVER! It was amazing. He's been trying this trick for about 9 years and finally landed it. I was so stoked for him. What else. Hmm SOUTHPARK!!! The movie was really funny if you like that kind of humor (which I do). I don't think I've laughed that hard at a movie since I saw Dumb&Dumber for the first time. Truly a work of art. Other than that I can't think of anything new right now. Masturbate twice and call me in the morning.

7/01/99 SMASH MOUTH REVIEW Actually, this isn't going to be a review on the band as much as it will be on the venue where I saw them. The Rialto Theater in Tucson. Hot Sauce Johnson opened and I guess I'm going to have to buy their CD when it gets released on Aug. 10 because I couldn't make out squat. The sound in that place is so uncontrolable that all you end up with is a wall of noise. No snare on the drums, no bass guitar at all unless he was using some weird effects that you could actually make out, no vocals at least 90% of the time and last but not least, no ventilation. There's hundreds of people in this building (sold out show)and the only kind of cooling/ventilation is 10 fans mounted on the walls and aimed in towards the crowd. So, since Tucson's high yesterday was about 105, I'd say that the Rialto got in the 110's and the humidity from all of the hot, sweaty-ass bodies was high. Back to the show, Hot Sauce Johnson visually put on a pretty good show. The drummer was definately the most entertaining of them all. He was doing some weird shit like playing standing up, twirling sticks(80's style) and sitting on his throne with his left foot proped up on his high-hat stand like he was kicking back on a recliner. That's just the stuff I can remember right now. His kit wasn't facing the crowd either....the kit was turned to the left about 70 degrees so it wasn't quite a full side view but you get the idea. The singer was actually kinda lame but it was hotter than hell in there so I'm sure that had something to do with their performance. Now to Smash Mouth. They came on and played a pretty good show. Descent crowd participation but were kind of lacking a visual show. Not a lot of moving around (again probably because Satan himself left because it was so fucking hot) but not a bad show. Being in a band myself, I believe that when you're playing a show for people, you're there to entertain with your music and give the audience a visual show to go with the music. Too many bands stand around with their thumbs up their asses, thinking that the music is enough. That's what CD's are for. If Smash Mouth comes to town again I'd go see them if they played a different venue. What else is up? South Park movie tomorrow for me and whoever else is interested. Volleyball tonight. Dave Matthews on the 6th. Peace out to my friends in Chaos Lace and all da brothaz being held down by da man! Fuck da man.

6/22/99 Guns are not evil. Remember this because Congress is trying to pass more laws that will regulate what "kind" of gun you may own which will eventually lead to the banning of all guns. Sorry, but that just isn't going to happen. One third of this nations population owns some sort of firearm so I don't think it's going to happen without a fight. Guns don't kill people. Propaganda, taxes, and the IRS kills people. Speaking of Naziism in the American Government, anyone been to or through the Nazi community just north of Tucson known to the locals as Oro Valley? It's great. There's plenty of police officers around (that's what they call themselves anyway.... I refer to them as P.(Public) H.(Harassment) S.(Specialists)) which is nice because if your car breaks down, they'll be more than happy to put a warning sticker on your windshield letting you know that if your car isn't moved in 48hrs it will be towed. To serve and protect, right? They like to pull over those nasty aggressive drivers too. You know the ones, going 55 in a 50, trying to get around all the geriatric, handicapped FUCKS going 35mph in the left lane with their right hand blinker, blinking away for the past 4 miles. Damned aggressive drivers! And if you're hispanic or black or just plain NOT WHITE, you can guarantee yourself a sitation or if you're really lucky, a home visit from the P.H.S. of Nazi Oro Valley because they want to make sure you feel welcome in their community. On an average day of driving through NOV (Nazi Oro Valley), you can expect to see 4 pigs(watch out for the ones hiding in the bushes on their bikes). What a fucking joke. I need the football season to start. South Park movie out in a week and a half and the best part is that it's not rated pg-13 but a full fledged R. Sweet. Beef cake. BEEFCAKE!!! My knew knumbur iz 1-800-WET-CLIT. Actually, it's not but it'd be cool to have that as your number. What's the name of that Kid Rock song....BaClitDaba? Ricky Martin - Livin the penis poke-ah. Livin the penis polka. Have you licked a clit lately? 'You know bastard and snapper and couchie and stinkpuss. Fuckface and numbnutz and pricklord and penis. But do you recall.....the most famous curseword of all? Clitfuck, the red spotted stinkpuss..... had a little cotton on a string. And if you dared to pull it.... you'd see bloody chunks, maybe. La la lala la la la. Clit clit clit clitclit clit clit. La la lala la la la. Clit clit clit clitclit clit clit.' blah blah sickfuck blah blah.

6/17/99 It's been a while since I updated so here's what's been happening wit' me-n-she-ought! First, saw Austin Powers on opening night and it was smashing baby, yea! Groovy. I highly recommend seeing it if you like to laugh. If not, then go fuck yourself. Battle of the Bands. We definately didn't win as far as votes go(which means there's no possibility for us to win the $10,000.00)BUT, and this is a big butt, we did play an excellent show in front of over 300 people(most of whom were there for the other band) who really dug our show. I say show because when you're playing out live, it's about the show not just the music. I'm now playing volleyball 2 nights a week because I felt that being in a band, working fulltime, going to school or finding time to hang out with my girlfriend and/or friends left me with too much time to eat, sleep and masturbate. Who needs sleep, right? Anyone want to go see Star Wars with me? E-mail me if you want to go. Maybe a matinee or something. I have added quotes on just about all of my pages because I wanted to. I like quotes and besides, it's my page and I'll do what the fuck I want, ok! Easy there, Nutz. Chill the fuck out, Nutz! I know that's what you're saying and maybe I should go chill out. Now where's that damn vaseline........

6/01/99 Before I start the news I want to point out that I am overhauling this page. I am testing new backgrounds. I have updated links. Let me know what you like and don't like by E-Mailing me. Start at the main page of this site by clicking HERE! okay... Memorial Day weekend. Saturday, Th!nkAdectOmy played at Porky's again with Cataclyzm 3.5. The show was a success and it went well too. Much better for us the second time around. Thanks go out, again, to Cataclyzm for the gig. Sunday, I pretty much slept all day (recovering from the show at Porky's..going to bed at 5am and all) which brings us to Monday. Sat around for the first half of the day and then went to The Breakers Waterpark here in Tucson. It was cool. Better than sleeping all day I guess. clit. Not to be gross, but I hate those poops that leave your ass feeling not so fresh (if ya know what I mean). A half a roll of toilet paper later, your ass is sore and your pissed off because this is totally unnecessary. "Prison wasn't THIS bad" you keep telling yourself, trying to stay clam. "It was all that damn coffee I drank last night. Fuckin' coffee houses anyway." And as you pull your underwear up, knowing you probably missed some but not really caring at this point because your back and wiper hand/arm are killing you, you let out a juicy fart that stinks like non you have ever had and practically streak your shorts. Shower anyone? Hello to everybody and goodbye for now.

5/25/99 Th!nkAdectOmy is having a "family" outing tonight. Planned is dinner and STAR WARS. Yes, I'm going to see it again and maybe again after that. Who knows. Th!nkAdectOmy also has another show lined up at Porky's this Saturday. 8:30 is when you should get there and if you need directions, E-mail my ass! Also, I volunteered for a science experiment. It went well. What they did was took a core sample from a shit that I had been holding for about a week, hoping to find that it smells all the way through or something like anyway. I didn't really pay too much attention to the details, ya know? I had other things on my mind....like not shitting my pants!! They even found some corn and I haven't eaten any corn in about a month. neat. So a big congratulations to me. Blah blah blah. CLIT!

5/20/99 STAR WARS.....yes I saw it on opening day(last night, but still) and despite all the hype and negativity surrounding it, I thought it was a good damn movie. Entertaining like the others and as epic. My ONLY complaint is the lack of character developement on a couple characters I felt played important roles but that's what episodes 2 and 3 are for, right? I don't know but I can say that it was cool. Use the force, Nutz. May the force be with Nutz. Awe Nutz. Darth Nutz and Emperor Nutz are back in 'Nutz Wars' episode 2 "The Nutz are back".

5/17/99 This weekend two very good friends of mine got married. Congratulations to you Aaron & Andrea Massari! I commend Aaron because in the course of less than a month he graduated from college with a bachleor's in Spanish and one in Chemistry, got married and is moving from Phoenix to Chicago in about a week and a half. I think I'd have shot someone by now...just to relieve some pressure, ya know? I was stuck in a traffic jam and channel 13 news flew over and I waved at them and gave them a peace sign and smiled and advertised for Gatorade by lifting up my 32 oz. bottle and screaming "I drink Gatorade. It's good." The hick driving his Ford pick'em'up truck behind me might have thought I was crazy if he's capable of doing that, but I think he was concentrating on an unpleasant booger in his nose because his finger was going, going GONE!!! Oh yea FUCK DRIVE THRU'S! They always forget to give you something. Lately for me it's been straws and forks. I mean, fuck. Those Futtbuckers!! A sad news clip about airbags here.

4/30/99 Today is the day that everybody was NOT supposed to get gas, according to the infamous e-mail that's been traveling around for the past month or so. I won't buy gas today just to participate in this little "experiment" even though I'm probably playing the part of a fool and it's all really just a big conspiracy against short haired bleach-blondes who used to have long brown hair and play in a rock band. What a freak! What has happened this week? Well, Keithy-boy done hurt himself playing volleyball so I hope liverlips gets better soon. Not much else this week, really. Sorry, bi.

4/23/99 What's happened since last week? Hmm. Let me see here. Th!nkAdectOmy played an awesome show at The Rock (sorry I meant "The World Famous Rock") on Saturday with Cataclyzm 3.5 and had an awesome time. Robert from The Tucson Beat was at the show and did a little review on us. Click on the link to read it. Thanks Robert! And a big thanks to everyone who came to see us or Cataclyzm 3.5 because supporting local music is a good thing. What else happened? My mind is drawing blanks and soon I'll probably be shooting them. That's the seventh stage of siphilis, ya know. Hearz sum stoopid stuph I thought up. Ready ......... If Ford changed their name to Clit, we'd hear commercials announcing 5.9% financing on all new CLIT Taurus models, all used CLIT Probes and $2000 off of a CLIT Escort. Other names; the Clit Fiesta, Clit Windstar ,Clit pick-ups (Clit Ranger, Clit Explorer, Clit Expedition and don't forget all of the F-series Clit trucks) and the Clit Contour all brought to you by the CLIT MOTOR COMPANY.(They'd have to steal Pontiac's saying and change it to 'We build excitement, CLIT') I know this has happened to someone out there. I was at work, looking for a drill bit that I just had a minute earlier. About five minutes later, I realized it was already in my hand. Yea, yea, yea....we all have our moments. Last thing is the the phrase that women (mostly) use. "I'm on my period." or "She's on her period." NO. Do not use that word 'period'. I don't care what you replace it with, just don't use it. It's kinda like the girl telling a guy "You have a big Pee pee" when talking about the penis. 'She's on the rag' or 'She's on the plug' or 'Sorry, I'm spinning cotton right now' or 'The vagina demon's back and if you don't leave me the fuck alone, I'm going to castrate you with a pencil eraserhead and so am I' or 'Cramp & flow' or I don't care. Period is the bad word of the month of 2000 A.D. Ta tas is the good word of the month. A big 'FUCK OFF' goes out to Silverchair and their new 2000 song. It SUCKS ASS in the states and downunder.

4/16/99 Ok, I know I've been away for a while but that's what being busy will do to you. First off, volleyball. Team Crick finished their first season in first place with a record of 16-2. Playoffs are this Monday to determine the first place team of the season so I'll obviously let everyone know how we did. Win or lose in the playoffs, this season was a success. In Th!nkA newz, the band has asked Alexis to be our manager again, so hopefully we'll get organized and get the Th!nkA name out there. We also have a show this Saturday night at The Rock with Cataclyzm. Should be a lot of fun. If you want to contact Th!nkAdectOmy, e-mail them HERE or mail me! Other news, I have taken my accident case to a lawyer because the insurance company is dickin' around too much with me and I've had it. Remember, Progressive Auto Insurance SUCKS ASS! Don't go with them because their rates might be a little cheaper and if you get in an accident and the other person is insured by them, don't fuck around. Just get a lawyer and save yourself a headache. Learn from my mistake. Their Super Bowl halftime show sucked too. Change of pace. I can now officially eat at Burger King again after almost 6 years. A few months ago, a customer bought me a whopper and turning it down would be rude plus I was hungry so I ate it. Not the tastiest but not horrible...better than ANYTHING at McShitfood. I do not eat Mc D's anymore. What they serve you is borderline edible food at best and they just don't have shit for options.... variety...you know something other than a burger. Phrase of the year: Fuck McDonald's and fuck the situation in Kosovo. "This will not be another Vietnam." Fuck you. My opinion is, either leave them alone or if you're going to get involved (like we always do), don't fuck around. Go in and blow all the military bases, bridges, roads, trains, airports, etc. Blow all of this shit up and don't fuckin' drag it out so CNN can up it's ratings. Just fuckin' do it get it over with cause no matter how you look at it, it's war. It's us killing them and them killing us. We freak when 3 soldiers get captured, yet were killing thousands of them everyday. Nothing against the three soldiers because they're just doing their job, but they did volunteer to be in the military where your job is blowing shit up or killing the enemy. This is a fact. I do hope everything turns out and they make it back safe. I'm not bagging on them. War sucks and this one is no exception. Peace and enjoy life.

3/31/99 The Marvelous 3 were really good. One of the best live performances I've seen as far as stage presence and overall tightness. The opening band Dovetail Joint wasn't bad either. Pleasantly surprized. Gotham has a pretty cool stage. I would like to say hi to everyone out there that's out there. Anyone been to Bisbee, Az? Holy shit is that a boring fuckin' town. An old mining town built on a bunch of hills with a few shops and a couple small hotels and that's fucking it. Makes one really appreciate ....um.... I don't know, maybe CIVILIZATION? Contact with the real world? Tucson, Az? What? Did I actually just type that? Damn, I gotta go. I think I'm getting sick. (good word of the day) pooh-nanny ... used in a sentence, "I dumped the bitch because she wouldn't give up the pooh-nanny."

3/18/99 St. Patrick's Day was yesterday and I missed it. To celebrate me missing "Pattie's Day", Th!nkAdectOmy will be playing a show in beautiful downtown Sierra Vista, Arizona on March 27th at a sheraton resort known as "Dave's 8 Ball". Come join in the festivities. If everything goes as planned, we'll be having the sheep fucking contest we promised (of course you must provide your own sheep and sharing with someone is not recommended). Come one, cum all. Bring a sheep, have a ball. Dr. Seuss, I am not. Come to our show or else we'll cry...um....is there a Dr. in the house?

3/12/99 Why do people who pull out of a shopping plaza or a fast food restuarant or whatever tend to end up pulling out in front of you in the middle lane instead of moving over to either the right or left lane where there is absolutely NO FUCKING CARS IN SIGHT? Why? That's all I want to know. Why? I can accept the fact that shit happens and sometimes when you're driving you're really not paying attention and you just pull out (pullin' out's bad) without even thinking. My problem is that it's generally older people who do this. Here's a tip for all of you who pull out in front of people without looking. First of all, if there is an accident, it will be your fault. If an accident is avoided (like today), you're creating the "aggressive driver" and just might get yourself shot someday. Not by me, because I don't believe in wasting bullets, but somebody someday might unload on your vehicle. Basically, just pay attention to what you're doing. And one more thing. If I hear about anymore anti-abortionists picketting and beating up people and doctors who perform or reveive abortions I swear to god I will find the next place that these fucks goto and I will start some serious shit.(Hopefully I can get a little posse to go with me to be a little more intimidating) I don not have a problem with people voicing their opinions (frankly, I don't really know where I stand on abortion. Both sides have their points.)but to get violent and hurt or kill someone because of a difference of an opinion? Granted, this is about life or death so to speak, but come on. Beating up and even killing people to show them that an abortion is killing a child? Right. That's one hell of a lesson. I'm glad schools don't teach like that. "Ok, Billy how do you spell cat? Um...K-A-T? Wrong! BANG!!(and as pieces of his head are still hitting the ground from the teacher's sawed-off shotgun)You fucking dumbass, it's C-A-T!!" I think the key word here is "VALUES" and a sentence that I would use using the word "VALUES" would be.....Where the fuck do people get their fucking "VALUES". A big hello to my peeps (that's ebonic for people)out on the northside. Yea!

3/10/99 "Once upon a time....." sucks. Figure out a new fuckin' way to start a story. How about ,"Normally, I lock my doors at night whenever there are naked women outside of my house but this time......" or "This story is about a couple of pigs that get shitfaced, smack their pork, build crappy houses and tease a hungry wolf." How about "The End....you pathetic shitfuck, now get back to reality and hate life again." Hey there, I just be kidding, whacknutz! Whacknutz. Sounds like a brand of cereal, huh? "Enjoy a hearty bowl of Whacknutz today and you may reduce your chances of B.B.S.(BlueBallSyndrome)."

3/09/99 Happy birthday to you if today is your birthday. Congratulations to you if today is your anniversary or divorceaversary. I'd like to say hello to the world because technically the world can acces this page via the internet or through one of the many paths inside of Greg's butt. I'd like to say hi to Keith even though I will be seeing him tomorrow night in class. Remember that we are the world and that we are the children and we need to give peace a chance but keep on rockin' in this free world Th!nkAdectOmy style. FUCK THE POLICE!!! YEA!! COP KILLER!! BEOTCH!! KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE!!! YOU STUPID....wait a second there, buck-o. I'm white. That means that I'm not black or brown or yellow or red or blue. I'm white. Okay, Everybody? You all need to listen. You see I made a mistake earlier when I said "kill all of the white folk". I meant to say "A white person, like myself, can be just as hip and plan ole neat as as any darn non-white person(that would be you if you fall into that catagory) if you would just give us a chance.....shucks, just give peace a chance. That would be, for a lack of better term, Pretty darn white of you. Thanks, non-whitest, and maybe later on we can go out and shoot each other in the ass with a dart gun.

3/08/99 Lots to catch up on. First of all, as usual, work be suckin'. Hey, that's life. Volleyball is kickin'. We be 8-0 now with ten games left in the season. AssKick! The band be writing new material so keep an ear out. It be cool. Greg hurt his shoulder in volleyball. Keith got new clothes. I found my penis. My friend in the navy, Chris, is going to be in F-14's(You go Goose.) Joe got a new gun, I'm learning to Rollerblade and the world is a happy place. Amazing how when so much shit goes wrong in a week or whatever time period it happens in, when either something positive happens or you focus on the positive or being positive, life is good no matter how shitty it seems(Trust me I know). So, fuck it. Work sux. Working sux. But it's a choice made by me so fuck it. I get sick of feeling bad for myself when shit doesn't go the way it was planned. It's not healthy and it's too easy. Basically a cop out. So, my advice for the week, focus on something positive and try to enjoy life. A fart is a happy thought. A fart is a happy thought. A fart is good, m'kay!

2/24/99 What the hell is today? Oh yea, Wednesday. I hate it when you wake up in the morning and you have stomach cramps because you have to piss so bad and you get up, tired and hunched over because it hurts to stand up straight, and you "hunch" there to try to take a piss but it wants to fuck with you for holding it so long and it won't come out. Finally, it comes out and it lasts for like a second or two, couple more drips and you're done. What the hell is up with that? All that pain for such a little amount of piss? I don't get it. Anyway, I've been out and about and must tell EVERYONE this. I have seen the light. A new 64+ acre, multi-million dollar church is almost complete. I can't wait to see god in there. He'll probably look so much better than he did at the old, measly 14 acre establishment, and probably be nicer too now that he has more money and is able to eat three solid meals a day and drive a nicer car and have better clothes to wear and flaunt on Sundays. Everybody will be saying ,"Hey, check out God's new kicks." or "God be lookin' pretty dope dis Sunday in his new khaki's and polo shirt. You go, God!" -Signed, A beliver in spirit, not in a Sunday fashion show!

2/18/99 Volleyball has started for me again on Thursday nights for Mens 4's. Neat-o. We have the original line-up from years past and our team name is still "White Trash". I'm partially sick, meaning I have a partial cold and I'm hoping I'm on my way to getting better, not worse. We'll see in a day or so. Greg's sick (and gay) but he's getting better...coughing up all that build up in his throat. Nothing else. Oh yea, I bought a guitar stand for our practice space. Should decorate the place nicely. Also, I have updated the foto gallery section (no new fotoz yet, but real soon) so it should load a little faster...I hope. Has anyone seen my nipples?

2/14/99 The show on Saturday (last night, that is) was a success. Holy shit was it fun. We jammed and Cataclyzm jammed and life is good. Thanks to all of our friends and fans who supported us and showed up to this gig. By the way, for those of you who don't know this, Denny's service at 2am sucks ass. It only took about a half an hour to get service and about another half an hour to 45min to get our food. That's fine and dandy except (keep in mind that everybody there is really hungry and I'm about to start nawing on my arm to subside the hunger pains) the dipshit server drops my plate (of course) on the fuckin' ground, which means I was waiting another 15 minutes to eat. Of course, I could've always eaten the food off of the floor since server boy didn't clean it up the whole 2 hours that we were there. So I get my "All American Slam" 15 minutes or so later and the bacon sucked, the toast was...well dry and the eggs...well let's just say that I would've probably had better luck drinking them up through a straw. At this point, I'm tired, hungry STILL and pissed because this resturant has just about ruined a kick ass night. I ordered a Caeser Salad because I was still hungry (my eggs and undercooked bacon drink wasn't quite enough) and since dipshit already did our ticket, it was free. How nice. ......And this is how you ruin a good night. The End.

2/12/99 If you're happy and you know it clap your ballz. If you're happy and you know it shake your tits. If you're happy and you know it, take a test and fuckin' blow it. If you're happy and you know smack your pud. Yes, I think I blew (Ha ha ha I said blew) my first test in college. We'll see for sure on Tuesday, but I think I sucked it up pretty good. Kurt Vonnegut said it best..."so it goes." Ob-la-di,ob-la-da. Hey Jude, Let it Be in a Purple Haze Across the Universe like a Battery Digging The Grave, having it's Last Cup of Sorrow on the Porch happy to be Alive and ready to Break on Through and start a Revolution...Crazy....Paranoid and clinging on by the Skin-o-My Teeth not wanting to be in the Limelight. Warning the Empire is coming from South of Heaven. That's the Impression that I Get. Nevermind!

2/11/99 New Contest rules & Instructions: Behold, the first annual monthly "COUNT ON NUTZ" contest. Something not so similar will take place every month until either we have a winner or I forget about it. Here's how it works. I give out instructions on what to do and you do it. It's simple. Now, what's in it for you? A prize (if I win the lottery) but probably nothing but self gratification and maybe a chuckle. Here's what to do. Count how many times I make a reference to farting, pooping or the butt on my whole site and then e-mail me that number, first adding 6 to it and then dividing by 3 to the second power, along with 10 GOOD sites to visit that have lots-o-chick pix. Oh yea, any gay site subscriptions automatically disqualifies you and I get to cut your nipples off with a rusty butter knife and pour lemon juice and salt on the wound. Good Luck and all entries must be in by March 6th, 2062.My butt itches and I just farted a poop but you won't see me laying pipe from my brown eye. Ass me again.

2/10/99 What's worse than getting in an accident and being able to walk away with no visible injuries and a little stiffness in the neck? No, the correct answer is not "breaking every bone in your body and bleeding from every natural and unnatural orafice." What's worse is having to deal with the insurance company, trying to get them to pay for your medical bills and vehicle damage....basically the fucking money that they owe you. Why do we have insurance? To get fucked in the ass, folks. It's as simple as that. Not only do we pay high premiums, but when an accident does happen, they try to screw you outta what's yours. It's not like I want to try to get rich off of this or anything....shit, I have better odds with Powerball and at least there's some sort of "fun" involved. All I want is to have my truck repaired and to feel better. The accident wasn't my fault. Is this too much to ask? Apparently so. The showdown is just around the corner with them and I hope those fukhedz are prepared, because I'ma comin' outa shootin'. Nutz 1 Progressive 0. Round two in a couple dayz. FIGHT!

2/09/99 Practice is over and the show at "The World Famous Rock" awaits us this Saturday night at 9pm. Th!nkAdectOmy is geared-up and ready to jam. Two new songs will be played at the show and they're titled "Stinky Pecker"(About a woodpecker that won't bathe and eventually loses all of it's friends because it can't masturbate due to Lack-O-Hand syndrome and in the end dies of Alka-Seltzer poisoning) and "Pussy Phart"(It's about a flatuating cat that's in heat during St. Patrick's Day). The band is excited. In other news, Keith and Bryan, as of now, are both getting A's in their first college computers course. Yea! More tomorrow.

2/01/99 If I may say, all in all, the Super Bowl really sucked this year. Even if you're a Denver fan you have to admit that this years game was lame. So I sat and watched it. There were a couple cool commercials, but for the most part they all sucked too. I mean the commercials played during the Super Bowl are usually entertaining but besides the Budweiser and wrestling commercials, they all sucked. Halftime show sucked (sorry Stevie and screw you, Gloria). The grass looked good, though. A great year of football and a shitty superbowl. That is all I have to say. Seriously. I'm not kidding. You can really go now. I mean it. This is not a joke. Ok, Ghandi, The Pope and Charles Manson are hanging out at this strip joint doing shots. The pope downs his, pulls out a buck and slips it in this bitches G. She motions for him to follow. Ghandi's like 'Holy shit' and can't believe the pope's going to score before him so he downs two shots and slips a different bitch a 5er and she motions him to follow her. Chuck Manson is the designated driver so he just sits there and drinks his Mr. Pibb. um.... and then the pope...no Ghandi....no Charles...yea Charles gets up and leaves because he's mad because they pick on him all the time and I'm not going to take it any more you sons a bitches! LEAVE ME ALONE! I HOPE YOU ALL ROT IN HELL YOU BASTARDS!!! Chill out, sweet cheeks. Habida Habida Toblank! Schtink Bomb!

1/29/99 WARNING: RANT SESSION Why is it that whenever I'm listening to a particular station on the radio and they go to a commercial break,(more like they play commercials and go to music breaks) every other station in the damn town goes to a break as well? It's unbelievable. I find myself flipping through every single station that this town has to offer. Even stations that I purposely try to forget exist. It's like I'm on a mission. All I want is some phukin' music! Is that too much to ask from a radio station? Also, if you live in Tucson and you drive slow in the left lane when the right lane(in most cases the right and middle lanes) is wide open and there's no car in sight and I'm behind you, you better prepare to feel the wrath of NUTZ! I will ram you if I have to. Just get the p huck over. That's all I'm asking. Law makers in Tucson think we have an "aggressive driver" problem. They are stupid ass morons who can't wipe their own asses because their heads are so far up 'em. There's not an "Aggressive Driver" problem. It's more like a "Slow driver's in the wrong lane, snow birds don't give a shit and don't pay attention, town too cheap and retarded to widen major arteries running through Tucson" problem. I guess ticketing people for driving "aggressively"= a positive cash flow, and widening roads costs too much money...less money for them to pocket. DUH! Tucson politicians suck ass! DUMA!!!

1/27/99 LING TOU SHAOU DAI COUP RANGSEI OUGHPINGH FINH LOUPOLD!! [translation] You cwazy amewican awmost wun wight thwew me. Can't you see I take pictsha? Ah snap shot. Crick! Crick! You dum Beech! (Listen for it and I gurantee you'll hear this at Disneyland.) The Superbowl is almost upon us and to be honest I could give a flipity P huck. Jamal Anderson is probably the most cocky sumbitch in the NFL and I can't stand him. I wouldn't walk across the street to spit on him. He is lower than dirt and, if you ever get the chance to hear this guy talk, he's just plain dumb. If I have to pick a team, I'm picking Denver. Let Elway retire as a winner. ZIGHEIL!!!

1/18/99 Yes, the Vikings lost and yes I was upset about it, but the fact is that me cheering for them or yelling at them on TV isn't going to make them pull their heads outta their asses and play. I take nothing away from Atlanta...they are a good team, I'm just saying that I don't think they stopped the Vikings nearly as much as the Vikings stopped themselves. It looked as if they just gave up. Yes, some were hurting and in pain but this is an NFL Championship game. Atlanta looked as if they wanted it more and they got it and congratulations to them and good luck against Denver. The Vikes are still my team and unless you're a Falcons fan or a Broncos fan all that can be said is....until next year.

1/15/99 KINGS X. WOW is pretty much what comes to mind. The show was awesome. We(the members of Th!nkAdectOmy, Jo and Joe) were right in front for the whole show. The Galactic Cowboys opened and they were cool. After their set they came to the front of the stage and I shook hands with everyone but the drummer. Kings X came on and just rocked. Our group caught Doug's(bassist/singer) attention about a dozen times and Jerry's(drums vocals) a couple. Ty the guitarist/singer was on the other side of the stage so he didn't really see us. Greg got a pick and a setlist after the show which was really cool(one of his absolute favorite bands of all time) We went out back to see if we could catch a glimpse of them before they took off. Did I mention that Keith really likes Kings X? Anyway, Jerry came out and started signing autographs. Keith was feeling really sick but stayed and we all got his autograph and shot the shit for a few minutes. It was cool. I had never really met a band that I had admired before this night. Sacred Reich and Trent Reznor(NineInchNails) were the only ones. Doug came out a couple minutes later and that was just way too cool. We got his autograph, talked with him for at least 10 minutes, shook his hand and as we were leaving we said goodbye to Doug and outta no where he came over as to shake our hand one last time, but instead he opened his arms and gave me and Keith a hug. That was so cool because the guy is so down to earth. I highly recommend checking these guys out when the chance comes again.

1/14/99 Hello. This is an update for those of you who check this page often and look for new stuff to read each time you visit. I plan on putting a counter on my page soon sos I can start to get an idea as to how many hits I'm getting each second minute hour day week month year century etc. Football notes. Too much head coach firing and trading and resigning and almost resigning for me this season. PURPLE PRIDE!! King's X tomorrow night. Can't wait. Phoenix this weekend for a soccer tournament that my girlfriend is participating in. Should be pretty cool. NEW FOE-TOES ARE IN Talk to you all around Sunday or Monday.....

1/12/99 I've been away for a little while, so here we go. NEW FOE-TOES COMING SOON. Vegas was cool. Lots-o-lights and gambling and sex and drugs and alcohol and smut and bad cab drivers and.....just plain sin. So I somewhat enjoyed myself. Whoopity dipity do. My football predictions were close huh? Atlanta only won by 2 pointsand the Vikes score was 41-21. Championship predictions. AFC Broncos 30 Jets 27 NFC Vikings 35 Falcons 24. Guys, you ever been walking and your underwear was riding just a little and you make a sudden stop or movement(right turn,left turn, etc) and your underwear pinches your NADS resulting in a self inflicted rack? I hate that shit. And what the p huck is up with the Packers? Coaching staff fell apart. I'm not a Pack fan but I hate to see good teams ripped apart, whatever the reason. Pisses me the hell off. Being random rulz. Go Vikes!!!