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| December 18th, 2005 - Today is 1 week until Christmas and 2 weeks until 2006. December 10th, 2005 - My weiner has been found in my left hand. It is usually in my right, which is why it was lost. November 28th, 2005 - 3 more credits down under classes. I have 42 credits to go. My next class doesn't end until next year, so I'm hoping to eliminate 6 credits by the end of the year in clepping to knock the total down to 36 credits going into 2006. November 25th, 2005 - I've added a countdown tracker in the bottom left frame of this site to track my progress towards graduation. Currently, I have 45 credits to go. I need a total of 120, and right now I have 75. Here are the rules for updating the counter / this site: 1.
Classes: (18 credits needed) 2.Testing
out (CLEP and Dantes Testing) (27 credits needed) I may add a section stating what is in progress. This is not going to be easy. A typical school year will earn you 30 credits. I'm going for 45 credits in 6 months. That's 1.5 years of normal classes in one third the time. I have faith that I can do this, though I am nervous. I hope to have 3 credits under my belly in the "test" bucket before the end of the year. November 24th, 2005 - Happy Thanksgiving! November 11th, 2005 - BIG NEWS!!!! Underbelly is now available for sale at bestbuy.com. While the site is getting updated, temporarily, this is the link. This is a pretty big deal. November 4th, 2005 - So, I'm thinking about adding a countdown screen for how many credits I have left until I'm finished with school. October 30th, 2005 - Check out how some celebrities will look when they get old. October 27th, 2005 - Got a letter from my friend that moved to Italy. All is well. I also found my penis. It was in my hand. October 26th, 2005 - Happy Birthday, TVPB!! October 23rd, 2005 - Holy shit, the Vikings actually won a game. Still only 1 game out of 1st place contention at 2-4. Wow. Regardless of all of the bullshit that's happenning with the team right now, I'm still a fan. I don't have to like the shit going on and I don't have to agree with it, but true fans stick by their teams in the good and bad times. Right now is a bad time. Stupid people will not make me not be a fan; however I do believe it will be quite sometime before I buy another jersey with a player's name on it. In today's age of football, players hop teams too much. I own 3 jerseys; Cris Carter, Randy Moss, and Duante Culpepper. I still wear the Carter and Culpepper jerseys, but with Moss on the Raiders it seems wrong to wear that one now. With this latest boat shit, it may seem lame to wear the Culpepper one. Maybe I'll get my own with my name on it. I imagine, unless something drastic changes and they win all the rest of the games including the Superbowl, this will be the last year for headcoach Mike Tice. If they do can him, I hope they bring in a coach that is proven or that can make shit happen. These past couple years, the Vikings had all of the weapons. They just didn't capitalize on them and possibly missed their opportunity for a ring. It's tough being a fan for a team that has traditionally lost. P.S. Happy Birthday, Aaron. How is 30 treating you? October 20th, 2005 - Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes and free eats and drinks. It was cool. October 13th, 2005 - What did I do this past weekend (8th and 9th)? Hmmm, well I went and saw my friends Chris and Greg who I haven't seen in quite sometime. It was awesome seeing them again. That was Saturday. Then I went to see the Cardinals lose to the Panthers on Sunday in Phoenix. From there, I flew out to Vegas for 3 days away to mellow out and get away for a while. It was nice. Now I'm back and preparing for the barcoding project at work, which should consume most of my time for he next month until go live. Afterwards, I will be spending a lot of time doing training and fixes. Then It'll be Christmas and the next thing you know football season will be over. The Vikings suck, by the way. The talent is there .. it's been there for years. Denny Green almost got it done, but came up short. He'll do the same in Arizona. Tice is not the head coach the team needs. He'll be done after this season. The new owner will spend for a proven coach ... I hope. October 8th, 2005 - Happy B-Day, Chris. October 2nd, 2005 - Music News. Let me address some questions that have been coming up recently. What is the plan with the new CD? It seems to change. Am I going to play out? Am I going to put a band together? If so, will the band perform material from the CD or new material? Why aren't you supporting the CD by playing out? Ok ok ok ... let me answer these questions. What
is the plan with the new CD? It seems to change. Am
I going to play out? Am
I going to put a band together? If so, will the band perform material
from the CD or new material? Why
aren't you supporting the CD by playing out? October 1st, 2005 - Let me tell you why the internet is so great. For unsigned musicians, it helps to level the playing field of the corporate media giants that basically decide what you and I listen to on the radio. Let me explain. Right now, Underbelly is available for download on 16 (yes 15+1) different online music providers with more to come and they are the biggest in the online business. Plus, if you prefer a hard copy of the disc, you can purchase this online at either CDBABY.com or Towerrecords.com (key words either 'Underbelly' or 'Bryan Snyder'), as well as links from this website, Allusion Studio's website, and the Lollipop Magazine compilation. Currently, I do not have a CD available in any stores right now other than online. I may be losing some sales, but right now my chances are better online. Here's why I feel this way. In a record shop, only someone wanting to try something different or via word of mouth will generate a sale. This is after I lower the price to a point where I make absolutely nothing (although that's not the real point here). The problem is that I'm not playing out and never have under my name. Essentially and literally, I'm a nobody. Also, the available market is anyone who visit's that shop. However, online, one of the big differences is that people can hear samples of the CD. I'm still a nobody, but a nobody with something people can actually hear. Typically, you don't get cd sampling in a CD store unless you're signed to a major label. The other benefit is that people can actually spend more time doing research on the artists at THEIR leisure and from the comfort of their own home. Plus, anyone in the world at any time can access the site to buy the disc. SO, instead of focusing on Distribution and marketing, the artist can just focus on marketing because the infrastructure is in place. It's amazing. I'm selling my music in two formats now (online digital download and online sales) that, 5 years ago, I really had neither available to me. Yes, I'm still selling CD's in person as well. When I first started playing guitar, it was a big deal to have a 4 track recorder and record your band demo on cassette tape to try to get gigs. Then, if you were really good, you could clean it up and make copies to sell at shows. Only established bands or bands with $$$ could afford to get a studio quality album produced. Even at that point, the distribution wasn't there for the starving artists, pretty much keeping them local. Make it or not as a musician, I can honestly say that this is a great time for musicians and music lovers. There is a wide variety of styles to choose from and exposure to new artists that you may have never been able to get exposed to before. Enjoy it; I am!!! September 30th, 2005 - I'm only going to post this link because I like and play volleyball. September 29th, 2005 - New Extreme Sport ... ok, enough with the chick pix. Give us some news. Alright. I'm going to the Cardinals / Panthers game on October 9th. My buddy, Chris Alexander, will be visiting Tucson on the 8th for his birthday. Soon after, he is moving to Italy for a couple years (he's in the military). On the 9th, after the game, I'm to Vegas for a couple days to decompress and clear my head. To much is going on right now. I need a breather. Ok, I'm back. I just went pee. I didn't leave any droplets on the toilet seat nor did I try to piss on the floor. I went outside and pissed where my dog pissed to show him that I'm the alpha. Now that that has been established, I'll be looking for a nice pillow to fit my shelter out on the patio since I can't sleep in the bed anymore. P.S. Underbelly cd sales have been doing well. I've been selling CD's at school and work on my own and they have been moving well through online sales. Don't forget to put in the CD drive of your computer and look at the cheesy, but fun to make video of "Spackle". September 26th, 2005 - Good links. Junk
Mail September 25th, 2005 - So, here's a bunch of NSFW links. Can you say tig ole bitties? Here's an attractive offer. Not sure what to think of this, but I like the hell out of these 1 2 3 4 5 6 7... makes me want to go to a wedding. hmmm ok ... 1 2 more. Anyway, enough of that for now as this is not that kinda site. On to sports.. The Vikes won their first game this season. I'm hoping to do the same in my fantasy league. September 17th, 2005 - There's looters in them there hills ... or should I say them there New Orleans. Fucking sad. So, I watched TV today. It felt good to fuck around. I'm in a fantasy football league for the first time this year. It's pretty fun so far, even though I'm losing. September 16th, 2005 - Have a drink on me ... this was one of the pics I almost used inside the Underbelly album. They're in reverse sequence, although the final was never really a final. I never said it was good ... just sharing.
September 11th, 2005 - Football season is one week in the history books now. Ahhhh, it feels good to have it back regardless of the fact that the Vikings lost. Hello to Jaime and Josh; my distant relatives. Yes, I know it's the 4th anniversary to 9/11. All I know is that there is a lot of crazy shit that has happened in the past 5 years. As bad as 9/11 was and the Katrina aftermath is, neither compare to the death the tsunami in Indonesia caused late last year. Hundred's of thousands of people died. Imagine if half of the population of New Orleans (approx. 250,000 people) had perished .... that's what the tsunami did. P.S. If you have enough money to pay all of your bills and have a little extra to spare, give to a notable charity for the relief effort. Then, think about giving on a monthly basis. Think how good you really have it. You surfing the internet at your leisure while people are starving and have no where to sleep. Give blood, money, clothes, food, or anything else that can help. August 30th, 2005 - I've been thinking a lot lately. It hurts and must cease immediately. August 25th, 2005 - I saw some people on strike, picketing because of unfair wages. I appreciate the right to free speech and the right to protest, but I really don't care for this union crap. It's a self-fulfilling cause (aren't they all?). Why should anyone, including me, care or get involved because some workers feel that they should get more money? I can tell you that I don't care. If it's that fucking bad, quit! I got news for you; unions are past their prime. Early on, unions did a lot of great things for the workforce in ensuring that workers were compensated properly and that overall working conditions were improved. But, somewhere between 1934-ish and now-ish unions seem to have changed their focus from working conditions to primarily increasing wages. What if the workers don't deserve more money? What if they're slacker pieces of shit that are abusing the system? I'll tell you what ... they get away with it and the company suffers. If the company suffers too much and goes out of business or has to lay a bunch of people off, the union, the union employees, the company, and the community will ultimately suffer. Sounds real fu(k!ng nice, huh? Try a different path and do what the rest of us non-union folk do when we're fed up with the pay of our blue-collar jobs. We find other jobs, get extended education ... basically do something about it and better ourselves through hard-work and perseverance. August Who the fuck knows, 2005 - So, here I sit pondering on who I am going to vote for in 2008 for President. August 10th, 2005 - The edition of Lollipop magazine is out now with a compilation CD that has a song from "Underbelly" on it. You would almost have thought I planned this one out because the magazine features one of my favorite artists/vocalists of all times; Mike Patton. He's performed in a bunch of bands such as Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas and Tomahawk. The magazine issue # is 68. August 2nd, 2005 - Lollipop Magazine should be out soon. I just got my copies in the mail along with the cd's. Pretty damn sweet! August 1st, 2005 - I just got back from San Diego. What a blast. I went boogie-boarding for the first time. I caught the second wave I tried. What a fucking rush! By the end of the 2 hour session, I got up on my knees twice while riding waves. It was very addicting. I didn't want to stop when I did, but there were people waiting on the beach for us. It just gives me a reason to go back soon. I just got back this evening. Today, at work, my promotion was announced as I inherited another department. It'll be a great challenge. That's the latest haps. Please check the updates below as I kept updating when the site was down. Start with July 11th and work your way up to this update. In the spirit of my weekend - hot chicks surfing In the spirit of hot chicks - Paris Hilton and Tara Reid (American Pie) drunk - NSFW If all music videos were like this there would be no X rating I always like a good South Park clip As always, fucked up!!! August 1st, 2005 - THE SITE IS ALIVE AGAIN!!!!! July 28th, 2005 - I've been sent some crazy-ass links. So, naturally, I've got to share with my peeps: Craziest backflip ever this is crazy Nice Muscles NSFW (Not Safe For Work) Skater vs. Car SWEET ASS RACE!!! Let's play poker. Here's the dealer A trio of one ... don't ask, just watch The song of songs - Made popular in "Old School" July 20th, 2005 - Ok, site's down but will be operational soon. July 13th, 2005 - Here's an update. July 11th, 2005 - So, here's the scoop. I'm traveling to Arkansas and Missouri for work this week. It's all good. As far as the website, well, I'll be updating when I can. But until I finish my degree next April the updates will continue to be sporadic. It sucks, but it is reality. But, I'll still update the site with cool links and porn. Who still loves you, huh? How life is made .. or is it She's skinny, but hot June 19th, 2005 - Happy Pop's Day. CHeck out these skaters. Check out this interview with Eminem. Pretty damn funny. Check out this funny skit from Dave Chapelle. And, last but not least the reason (other than Daisy) why we all loved The Dukes of Hazzard so much.This is fucking sweet! For those of you who missed Conan O'Brien right before the Michael Jackson verdict, check out this video. June 18th, 2005 - So, the updates haven't been about me so much. Well, here's a fricken update for you. MUSIC: I just upgraded my home recording set up. I sold my Digi and bought a FirePod from Pure Wave Audio. This set up is sweet. No additional cards required. You just need a firewire port. The cool thing is that it comes with Cubase software, a version of Nuendo. SInce Jim at Allusion Studios runs Nuendo, I will be able to record at home, copy onto an external hard drive, and upload into his system. I also bought an Audix microphone. The set-up is working well. I've recorded two scratch songs so far, and by scratch I mean two songs to test out the functionality of the system. SCHOOL / WORK: With the proper attention to school, I can be done in April 2006 with a Bachelors in Business Management. That is the goal. I need to test out of 27 credits (9 classes) of bullshit electives to make this happen, though. So, I'm starting in two weeks. ME: I've started playing volleyball again. It's good to get out there and play. My masturbation practices haven't changed even though the doctor urged me to slow down in fear of literally yanking my dick off. I slacked off and hung out with Joe and my bro for the day. It's got to be 3+ years since we last did that. Tammy is doing well all in all. DOGS:
They're a little wet, but all in all they're living like kings. June
17th, 2005 - An Unused Speech: When man first landed on the moon 36 years ago, President Nixon had a speech all ready in case man could not get off again. A contingency statement was prepared for Nixon, an eerie, poignant tribute that he would deliver while the astronauts were still alive but when there was no longer any hope for them. The memo, entitled "In Event of Moon Disaster," is dated July 18, 1969, two days before the moon landing. Nixon never had to act on it. Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin made it safely off the moon, back into the command module with Michael Collins, and home. The Apollo XI astronauts spent more than 21 hours on the moon, watched by millions around the world on TV. Nixon had the happy duty of putting in a phone call to them while they stood on the dusty lunar surface. But had something gone terribly wrong, these words were prepared: "Fate
has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will
stay on the moon to rest in peace. These brave men, Neil Armstrong and
Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they
also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice. These two
men are laying down their lives in mankind's most noble goal: the search
for truth and understanding. They will be mourned by their families
and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned
by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that
dared send two of her sons into the unknown. In their exploration, they
stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice,
they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man. In ancient days, men
looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern
times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and
blood. Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man's search
will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain
the foremost in our hearts. For every human being who looks up at the
moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another
world that is forever mankind." According to the memo, in the event of disaster Nixon was advised to call each of the "widows-to-be" before reading the statement to the nation. Then NASA would cut off communication with the stranded astronauts and a clergyman would "adopt the same procedure as a burial at sea, commending their souls to 'the deepest of the deep,' concluding with the Lord's Prayer." It has long been rumored that astronauts landing on the moon carried suicide capsules in case their return became impossible. June 13th, 2005 - This makes me want to fly. June 11th, 2005 - Doe, a deer. A fucking deer! This is just fucked up funny. The two dutch guys in this stand up gig are kinda funny. It starts slow. Only go to this site and view the trailer if YOU HAVE seen Star Wars Episode III The Human Beat Box June 1st, 2005 - Does Tech Support make you feel like this?Also, check out this link and look at "Foamy's Rant 4". Pretty funny shit. Pretty shit funny. Shit pretty funny. Shit funny, pretty. Pretty shit, funny. May 30th, 2005 - Gotta love pussy ..... cats. May 29th, 2005 - I have a new found love for Indy Racing. May 17th, 2005 - Listen to some wisdom, courtesy of George Carlin. 4 megs. May 16th, 2005 - I did my first corporate recording gig. Jim and I did a version of Born to Be Wild. The song came out great and we had a blast doing it. In doing this project, I met a guy named Tommy that is a very good vocalist. He and I will be working together in the near future .... maybe playing out??? Stay tuned. May 14th, 2005 - It was good to see you again, Henry! May 11th, 2005 - I'm not switching this, the news section, over to a blog. I might start a blog on top of the news, but I'm not switching. Weblogs are cool, but this has been around since 98; way before blogs. I'm all for changing with the times, just not my news. May 8th, 2005 - I went to KFMADAY 2005 yesterday/last night. Bands that rocked: Jimmy Eat World, Sum 41, Unwritten Law and the artist that stole the show, Billy Idol. Billy Idol fucking rocked. I gained a whole new level of respect for him after that performance. Just amazing. Gotta get to study group. April 29th, 2005 - NSFW It's important to have good friends ...... (keep scrolling down) April 29th, 2005 - Summer is just around the corner as we're about to put the 4th month of 2005 in the books. I think a vacation is in order. Since living on my own, I've never had a real vacation. A quick weekend in Vegas is not a week long trip to Mexico. A place where the best function a cell phone can provide is as a wheel chock for a bike. A place where access to e-mail is more difficult to achieve than trying to hike Mt. Everest successfully in shorts. April 25th, 2005 - There's a lot going on, but nothing to really report at this time. Just wanted to send in an update. April 18th, 2005 - I just wrote 2 more songs and have a 3rd near completion. WIth a mix of older material and new stuff, I have 18 songs to record. Here we go again with the damn epic CD crap. I'm sure the list will shrink a little and songs will get swapped out. One thing is for sure; there will be heavier material on this album. The song I have targeted for the first song on the CD could be a song found on a Tony Hawk Pro Skater video game or something. April 17th, 2005 - I just spoke with Ken from the Peel days. Good to hear from you, man. Everyone else, please check out his new band's website at www.redvinyl45.com. Also updated in the "links" section. April 10th, 2005 - A little bit of a lag in the update realm. What the fuck? Well, shit happens. SO, I'm writing again and finished another song. This will be another one to add to the next CD. Although, I'm struggling with what content should be on it. I have a few older songs that I'd like to get recorded. Those songs may or may not have been played in previous bands. Regardless, I'm the author and if I decide to record them, I will. More to come on this later on. March 28th, 2005 - Check it out. Think of it as me saying hi to you. March 27th, 2005 - I've been in contact with the old Racer Cafe members. It's been cool catching up. NOt much else to report on right now. Gotta get back to my homework and stop procrastinating. March 19th, 2005 - Last night, I got to run the recording equipment for Barry Sparks' CD release party at City Limits. What a privilege that was. It was a good time and the band rocked. I'd like to think I did ok for my first time. Phili's Silvertide and Tucson's Seven Days of May opened the show. Thanks to Jim for allowing and trusting me to do this (Hey, I only messed up a couple times ;) ) March 16th, 2005 - I've added a few more pics to the NAMM Show page at the bottom with more coming. March 15th, 2005 - If she isn't careful, she'll catch a cold. (NSFW) March 14th, 2005 - Underbelly will be entering the digital domain, as the songs and/or the entire album will be available for download on some of the major players in the digital downloading arena. I'm talking Napster, iTunes, MSNMusic, Sony Connect and Music Now to name a few. Check the links section for the full list. These will be available within the next couple weeks online to download (of course you have to pay ... ) Lollipop Magazine has confirmed that a track from Underbelly will be available on their next compilation due out in early April. The CD is a compilation of multiple bands and artists from around the country and is free, contained within the magazine. A lot has happened so far this week and we're only at Monday. Righteous! March 13th, 2005 - Um .... Hi. I like her outfit. (not safe for work) March 6th, 2005 - So, I just got back from Vegas. We met met up with our cousin, Allen, his wife Emily, his cousin Tony, and Tony's wife Michelle. It was fun. We ended up staying at Excalibur and had the best view in the hotel. I'm glad that we paid extra for it. We eventually ended up at the Stratosphere, which was my first visit there. Our main purpose was to find a place to eat. When we got to the top, we looked down and found the restaurant we had been searching for. But, before we headed down, we decided to get a better view from outside. On our way back to our wonderful view in our room, I met a fan from Africa, showing, in his own way, his big support for knutz.net. And, what trip to Vegas would be complete without meeting Elvis? He is the icon of Vegas. Check out these links:
March 3rd, 2005 - Appliance sex. Watch this washer get blown (the fuck up). March 2nd, 2005 - Check out this pic, taken from atop Mt. Everest. It's a panoramic picture, so don't forget to scroll to the right. March 1st, 2005 - Happy Birthday, T! February 28th, 2005 - Let's talk football. I've been a Vikings fan for many years; just about all of my football viewing life. During this time, I've watched my team almost make it to the Super Bowl 3 times, losing all 3 times in the championship game (1987 losing against Washington, 1998 losing against Atlanta, 2000 losing against New York Giants). The older I get, the less of a dedicated fan I become. I've spent a lot of money on team jerseys and now the only one that is legitimate is the Culpepper one I have (no Carter and no Moss). Carter's is still cool because he retired and all. Moss is gone to Oakland. I guess I'm frustrated with the business of the NFL. The business is becoming more prominent and making it more difficult to be a fan in some respects (such as showing your support for particular players). I'm tired of buying jerseys only to have that player move to another team. I guess I should be like Ashley Judd and buy a custom jersey with my name on it. I'm also thinking of jumping on the Cardinal's bandwagon. I've seen them live a hell of a lot more times than the Vikes. Isn't today's society about convenience anyway? February 27th, 2005 - So, here's what's going on. I'll be in Vegas in a couple of days for an extended weekend. I'm going to spend a couple of days with my cousin from Ohio. I've just confirmed that I will have a song from Underbelly on the next Lollipop Magazine compilation mp3 disc, due to be released in early March. Being that this is an underground magazine, it won't be on every newsstand, but I am working on finding out where this will be available locally here in Tucson (if at all). If all else fails, Lollipop sells the issues on it's website. There will be approx 10,000 copies pressed. More details coming soon. And you fuckers thought I was just sitting around. February 11th, 2005 - Well, I've enjoyed the past few days off. Got a lot done, including slacking off. No homework this week, so an extra bonus. I realized I didn't give any kind of update on NAMM. Well, it was cool as shit. Hopefully I'll get to go next year. Any company to do with music was there. And many rock stars were there as well. Saw many more than I was able to get photographed. I was at a booth and Al Jourgensen of Ministry came up and started asking the guy questions. The guys from Living Colour were out and about. Kelly Clarkson made a surprise appearance, singing one song at a booth and quickly got rushed off by security. I had discussions with magazine editors. Went through some free workshops. Got into the Sabian after party. Saw the middle child on the Reba show. Dick Dale, Dave Mustaine, Dennis Chambers, Satriani to name a few more. And, on top of all of that, I got to see a lot of new stuff coming out this year. Although, if you're not a musician, not into technology, or lose interest in things quickly, you'd probably be bored. Me ... I think not. See you fuckers later! February 6th, 2005 - So the Patriots win again. Oh well, there's always next season. Check the links section for some new links. January 26th, 2005 - Go to the pics section under other to see the pictures I took at NAMM. Lots of star power there. Lots of new products as well. Neat shit. January 20th, 2005 - NAMM was awesome. More details to come. January 9th, 2005 - Randy Moss is a great player and a greater dumb-ass. I refuse to let one stupid, classless post-touchdown celebration take away from the fact that the Vikes played a good game. He made a mistake. He will make more. He's a rich brat that obviously doesn't care. He's not alone as there are many dumb-asses in professional sports that say and do dumb-ass things. The better the player, the harder the scrutiny. That doesn't make it ok. Regardless, his dumb-ass celebration is not going to spoil it for me. I'm a Vikings fan before Moss and will be one after Moss. As a fan, I'm saying that he's a dumb-ass. As a fan, I like to see the Vikes win. He helps them win (most of the time). But, now I'm not so much a Moss fan. It's too bad, really. Did I mention that it was pretty funny, too? Side note: I don't really believe in shit talking when it comes to supporting my team. There's no point to it other than enhanced anxiety and frustration. So they won one game. The way I see it, the Vikes still have to go 3-0 to have any kind of bragging rights. I think Green Bay was their Super Bowl which is a real problem when you still have 3 games to go. January 8th, 2005 - So, in less than 2 weeks I'll be in Anaheim, CA to see the NAMM show with Jim Pavett. I'm looking forward to it. January 1st, 2005 - HAPPY NEW YEAR. 2004 came and went faster than I could ever dream of with fresh porn. This past year was a good year, all in all. As with tradition, let us re-cap 2004 knutz style. January - Friends move to Stanford, saving money on car insurance, working on the inlay. February - no updates because I was practicing to be a flake. March - 1 year of school down, Tammy graduates, rabbits fucking, new cell phone, new computer, project is 16 songs, new pics posted April - Hi, Jim's new site, Nutz' testimonial, version 1.0 of inlay, tax day bitch!, San Diego vacation, I will call it Underbelly May - Inlay is complete, Duplication begins, the search for my dick begins June - Party to celebrate finding my dick, Spam and refinancing my bigger dick, CD delays and set-backs, shitty fruit salad video, shitty pants, not all mexicans are lazy, Houston we have lift off, UNDERBELLY IS OFFICIALLY RELEASED, cd sales are good, online store is up July - Site is down again, thanks for the pics, fuckers August - Bonus MP3 no longer available, hello Michelle in Seattle, vacation, Underbelly on towerrecords.com, What up, Gravy pants? Under Roos got the chicken and the flappers in the kitchen, you copy? It's all good right now. Shit is for the shittin' and to have is for the gittin'! Wax on the axe. There's a fresh batch of pudding in the butt if you want to wait until after dinner to ease the cheese in the disease, knutz.net reunites friends with no thanks. September - 43 day until 30, where are my balls, Memphis; Graceland and Beale Street, Louisville. October - 30, underbelly official copyright, November - NYC trip, Vegas, Happy Thanksgiving fuckers, non-gay experiences December - Diamond Darrel tragedy, going to Denver for Christmas, NYC pics, Vikes begin their choke again, 12 below in C O, Happy 2005
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