News 2004

December 31st, 2004 - Please be safe this New Years Eve and we'll see you in 2005, fucker!

December 29th, 2004 - So, It didn't get down to single digits in Colorado ... it got down to double digits; NEGATIVE double digits. Fucking, twelve below. Christmas was cool, though. We had fun. Got cool stuff and got to give cool stuff. It's fun. No, we race to the end of 2004. It's been a good year all in all.

December 23rd, 2004 - Christmas in Colorado. It's supposed to get down in the single digits tonight. WIsh my thin-blooded ass good luck.

December 20th, 2004 - So, the Vikes didn't win the game against Detroit as much as Detroit lost it. How fricken gay. That was basically their playoff chance. But, good for the Vikes. So, this week. If the Vikes win on Christmas Eve vs. the Packers, they win the division. If they lose, the Packers win the division. If the vikings lose, they can still get into the playoffs as long as either Carolina (vs. the Bucs) or the Rams (vs the Eagles Monday Night) lose. If not, then it goes to week 17 when the Vikes face the Redskins .. who have been kinda hot lately. It'd be nice to see them win out and take the damn division.

December 18th, 2004 - Go to the 'Pics' link and click on 'other' to get to the NYC pics.

December 15th, 2004 - My Christmas shopping is complete. I just found out Tammy and I are going to Denver for Christmas. This should be fun. Then, in January, I'm going with Jim Pavett to California to the NAM show. That should be a blast. I'll keep you informed and up to date on that. I'm also going to the Fiesta Bowl on January 1st with Tammy and the Cardinals/Bucs game on the 2nd of January. It should be fun. This is a busy time of year, so if I don't update before, I hope you have a wonderful Christmas.

December 14th, 2004 - That's very sad about Diamond Darrel. One of the few innovators in rock music today is now gone.

December 1st, 2004 - Almost another year down. It's crazy how fast time seems to be moving. My first 30 years were full of neat experiences, people and trips. I hope the next 60+ are filled with as much, if not more.

November 25th, 2004 - Happy Thanksgiving, fuckers!

November 24th, 2004 - I know the site has been up and down for the past month. I'm working on fixing that inconsistency permanently.. Anyway, I just got back from NYC and Las Vegas. What a blast. I'll have a detailed document on the NYC trip with pics up soon.

The CD is still doing well. To those of you who have responded to me regarding input on the CD, thanks for the feedback.

October 24th, 2004 - So, how has 30 been treating me? Well, pretty good so far. I just received the official copyright for Underbelly from the Library of Congress, and I received a letter from Hilltop Records, interested in potentially using some material from Underbelly for a major artist to re-record and release. I'm going to submit it and see what happens. Being a songwriter is a pretty cool gig, too. So, there are a bunch of birthdays in October. Chris Alexander is 30, Aaron Massari is noe 29 and Greg Alcorn will be 29 in a couple days. Good stuff and happy birthday, you fux!

October 10th, 2004 - I have 9 days left in my 20's. My friend, Chris Alexander, is already 30 (2 days ago). Oh well. Going to Vegas in early November to do a late celebration.

September 29th, 2004 - So, I've been to both Memphis and Louisville on business in the last two weeks. Got to see both FedEx and UPS hubs. In Memphis, I got to see Graceland and Beale Street. Louisville was a shorter trip and we saw the Louisville SLugger factory and museum. GO to the pictures section to see.

September 20th, 2004 - Less updates of late. It's been busy. Many projects at work that will put me free at end of October.

September 12th, 2004 - Has anyone seen my balls?

September 6th, 2004 - So, how has you Labor Day been so far? Just a little over 3 months until Christmas. Holy shit has this year flown by. 43 days and counting until I break 30. I can't wait ... no, really I can. Talk to you all soon. Enjoy the weekend.

August 30th, 2004 - knutz.net has officially reunited 10 different friendships in the last 4 years. Of course, I got dick out of the deal, but glad I could help. I mean, that's why this site is up, so long-lost friends can search and find each other on my site and not even acknowledge the fact that I assisted. No thank yous. No "hey you da man". Nothing. Not even a "Fuck you, you fucking fuck fucker. I got dick minus all of the letters in the word. The role of the unappreciated webhost, played by me you fuckers. {enter violin}

August 27th, 2004 - Underbelly just sold 500,000 copies. Ok, not really, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

August 23rd, 2004 - Ok, so why don't local record stores have copies of Underbelly available for sale? Well, the effort to make this happen at this stage is not feasible. I'll have too much inventory sitting on shelves with little or no sales, primarily because at this point in time I'm not playing out and publically supporting it (outside of this website and word of mouth). So, that's why. It'll happen, but not for a little while..

What else is going on? I will have a poll and an open forum available on the site within the next week (hopefully). The open forum will be for you to post your thoughts on this site and me to be able to interact with you a little more.

August 22nd, 2004 - Randomness is healthy. Leave me alone ... I'm trying to practice for ... a show??? Wait to see.

August 21nd, 2004 - What up, Gravy pants? Under Roos got the chicken and the flappers in the kitchen, you copy? It's all good right now. Shit is for the shittin' and to have is for the gittin'! Wax on the axe. There's a fresh batch of pudding in the butt if you want to wait until after dinner to ease the cheese in the disease.

August 19th, 2004 - UNDERBELLY IS NOW AVAILABLE ON TOWER RECORDS.COM.

August 18th, 2004 - Happy Birthday, Scot.

August 12rd, 2004 - I need a vacation ... so I'm taking one in a few days. I'm gonna do a lot of nothing on the first day. Then, I'm going to do promotion work for the CD. I'll let you know what when I actually figure out everything that I can realistically accomplish. The cd has been doing well as far as sales. This is, of course, my opinion, but for not heavily promoting it up to this point, I'm pleased. Boy do I have to poop, so I'll talk to you soon.

Hugs and farts,

Bryan

August 11teen th, 2004 -While I'm giving shout outs, I want to thank everyone who has purchased Underbelly. I hope that you are enjoying it and the next CD is in the planning phase. Currently, it appears to be a little more on the heavy side of things. As my Twisted Sister brother of rock Dee Snider would say, "I wanna rock!"

August 10th, 2004 - I'd like to give a shout out to Michelle in Seattle. Thanks for the support and I hope you enjoy the cd. Welcome to the Underbelly Family.

August 9th, 2004 - Less than one week left until the bonus MP3 will no longer be available. Click on the 'Music' link.

August 3rd, 2004 - Um, so the site is up and I can't figure out why my doctor says Mylanta. What does it mean? How can I save a bunch of money on my car insurance if everybody was kung-fu fighting?

July 26th, 2004 - So, the site is down but you fuckers can't read this because the site is down. It's like a bad horror movie where the group splits up because the nearly invincible bad man is chasing them and somehow splitting up will give them the advantage. You know it's wrong but there's nothing you can do but watch. I don't know how this relates to the site being down, but it was on my mind.

July 13th, 2004 - So, CD's are selling steadily; both online and personal. I again want to thank you all for the support and hope you are enjoying it. I also want to thank all of you fuckers who send me the nice pictures. It's all good, but send some hot chic pics, too. Variety, man.

As you may or may not know, ALL funds received from this project will go into paying for the next project. When I hit a certain point, I will book studio time and begin the next session. That's it from me. Lots of school shit work going on, so I must depart. Peace in the middle east ....ern United States and stuff. Tell your girl that you love her and that you want to play with her kitty.

June 30th, 2004 - It's late (11:15pm). I just got home from work. Yep, a late night. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. The online store is up for Underbelly. Click to be directed now. I gotta get to sleep so I can catch up on some bed. Two winks from my brown eye. Much hetero love your way from me.

June 26th, 2004 - Album sales have been going great so far. Thank you to all of you who have purchased this. I hope you enjoy it and if you can think of any of your friends or family members that might be interested in it, please forward them to this website, or have them e-mail me at webknutz@comcast.net. If you haven't picked up a copy yet, the online forms will be available by Tuesday (Technical difficulties) on CD Baby and soon on Allusion Studios' website. They should be in ZIA by this weekend in Tucson. Phoenix store status is unknown at this point, but I will update asap. For those of you waiting to purchase this onIine, I appreciate your patience. Just bare with me a couple more days. Talk to you soon.

June 18th, 2004 - UNDERBELLY IS NOW AVAILABLE!!!

June 16th, 2004 - So, the CD's should've shipped. I feel like Houston while the Space Shuttle's communications are down during re-entry. The anticipation is killing me. Almost a year after taking action to make this happen is about to come to an end. I'm filled with excitement and nervousness. I also have bad gas as White Castles tear me up. Yummy. Have a great fucking day!

June 12th, 2004 - Life is too short to worry about stereotypes. I'm a white male, but I'm not a devil. I'm a skater, not a drug abuser. I'm a musician, not an alcoholic. I did not have slaves, nor have I ever beat anyone because I could. Not all Jews are cheap. Not all Mexicans are lazy. Not all married people from the south are related. All woman are not bitches (PMS excluded). Not all black men have big dicks (I'm going off hearsay information). I could keep this going on for many pages, but it's late and time for me to git. Bootylicious!

June 11th, 2004 - So, if you shit your pants, does that mean that you were full of shit, but are no longer? Or does it mean that you're so full of shit that your body could no longer contain it?

June 9th, 2004 - Just wanted to say thanks to the person (you know who you are) that sent me the video of the girl shooting a peeled bananna from her ass while her girlfriend (in a loose 69 position) was attempting to catch it in her mouth. The part I really liked was the end when they decided it wasn't going to work and they were going to move onto corn. The shooter had remnant fruit in her ass from (I'm guessing...hoping) previous insertions and was dropping/shooting grapes onto the catcher. Talk about a shitty fruit salad?

June 6th, 2004 - CD Update: Ok, there have been a slew of minor difficulties that have slowed the duplication process. It is still delayed meaning we're looking at the middle - end of June now for release. I've grown to expect these types of set-backs and will have a better understanding of what can happen next time. I've updated the page which shows where the CD will be available once it is complete. I will be sending out an e-mail to everyone I know that I have a current address for when it gets here. I will NOT be giving any away for free as there was much time and $$$ put into this project and I don't think asking friends and family to support me in this is asking too much. I'm not trying to sound like a dick, but who else can I lean on for support? I will keep it affordable; between the $8 - $10 range depending on where you purchase it.

June 5th, 2004 - Spam is really starting to piss me off. Between bigger dicks, harder dicks, easy bitches and refinancing my mortgage ... Mother fuckers anyway!

June 4th, 2004 - I FOUND MY DICK!!!!!!!! Fuck the CD release; we NEED to have a celebration for this event.

May 29th, 2004 - I've begun the search for my dick. Wish me luck.

May 24th, 2004 - What project would be complete without some 'unexpected' delays? Well, the hurdles have been leaped and the duplication will begin on Wednesday (shipping tomorrow). In 7-10 business days, the finished project will be in my hands and ready for sale. It will be available in local Tucson shops as well as online. Links will exist soon as to where this can be obtained.

May 3rd, 2004 - The inlay design is complete. The duplication process will begin this week. Once this begins, I will have the completed cd's within 7-10 business days. I'm planning on 3 weeks. There will be new pics and information up regarding the project very soon. Almost done. Also, check back for possible acoustic shows to support the cd.

April 22nd, 2004 - The Album title is here. The project will be called "Bryan Snyder" and the title of the album is going to be 'Underbelly'. Release is expected soon

April 22nd, 2004 - Ok, still on vacation, and back from San Diego. I've been doing a lot of sitting around and lazy shit that I normally don't have time for. It feels good. SD was fun and sun. I think I'm going to begin working on my homework today to get it out of the way. I should have a CD update tomorrow. Peace for now. I've also updated many of the pages on the site. Enjoy.

April 15th, 2004 - Tax day, bitch! Two days ago I saw the first version of the inlay and I really liked it. Tonight, I get to view the second version (possibly the last version). At this pace, the inlay should be completed and the CD released within the next 3weeks. Wow, that's close. So, if you want a copy, stay tuned to see how. Peace out.

April 9th, 2004 - go to www.allusionstudios.com to see the new site. Jim did a great job on it and the site is much more functional than the previous site. Also, keep and eye out for someone you might recognize in the "testimonial" section. Great job on the site, Jim.

April 4th, 2004 - Hi

March 27th, 2004 - Life, at times, seems to move so fast. Especially, when rabbits are fucking. The inlay is in progress still. It will be done when it's done. I have lost and found my penis many times this week. Not once was it ever in the mouth of a supermodel. I gotta go poop now. bye.

March 24th, 2004 - New pics posted in the 'Other' photo gallery.

March 20th, 2004 - So, what's been going on? Alot, actually. The final mix of the project is complete and the inlay design is in progress. I expect the release to be around the end of April. Hopefully sooner, but that would be the timeframe. School and work have consumed most of my free time lately, which put the project on a temporary hiatus. It is moving again. What else? I got a new computer, which didn't work properly at first, but is screaming now. A new cell phone provider because AT&T sucked ass. I'd receive messages on my phone 3 and 4 days after the person called stating that I missed a call. Fuck that shit. So, we switched providers. Time will tell. I'm in my 10th class at UofP, meaning in 4 weeks when it's complete I'll already have 1 year out of the way. Just 3 to go. I'm looking to join a band in the near future. I figure that I'll do my stuff in solo projects and a band will keep my chops up as well as provide a different kind of creative outlet. This will be happenning after the project is completed.

I'd like to give a shout out to everyone who checks up on the site. Drop me an e-mail or something.

Lastly, the project is going to be 16 songs. I will be posting the 17th song on this site. It just didn't fit with the rest of the album. Good song, though. That'll be up when the project is released.

January 25th, 2004 - This time next week we'll know who the superbowl champs are. I other news that matters, I just saved money on my insurance. Inlay designs are near complete. Still shooting for mid-Feb. release. That's it for now, but I'll update again when I finish with school shitstuff. Thursday-ish.

January 17th, 2004 - So, what's going on with the site? Well, I got it moved over and the new site should be rockin' in a day or two. I'm excited about that. I'm also trying to finish up the project within the next couple of weeks. A tentative release week of Feb. 13th. Let's see how close I get. Still working on the design of the inlay. Hello to Aaron and Andrea and good luck with the move to Stanford. We'll be in contact soon. Talk to you all soon.

January 1st, 2004 - HAPPY NEW YEAR. I can't believe it's already 2004.This site has been up now for over 5 years. 5 fucking years. Shit, that's a long time. I know I haven't updated the site in a while, but a lot has been going on with the holidays and still trying to get the site to it's new home. I should have that worked out very soon. To keep with the tradition of past postings, below is a brief summary of the news that made knutz.net in 2003. I will add in some stuff for December that I didn't post. Here we go.

January - we're happy to be entertained at another's expense, changes planned, can't type cause I have to shit, more lies about the solo project, superbowl predictions Raiders to face the Bucs and Raiders to win, growing time on trees, lame superbowl, itchy asshole, played a bass player with R.O.C.

February - Space Shuttle Columbia, guestbook viagra, 6 inches, The big white American cock fucking with the world, extra pipe in the poop hole, K-Mart fucking sucks, what to do at the reunion, the price of independence and getting older while searching for the clitoris,a nice meal and a hearty shit, the flapper

March - I'm being a whiny bitch but head would be nice too, broken links, Where's my sticker set, Old friends and crackers, the star in the sky was hot at the airshow.

April - Late updates, Toehook is back, solo project burnout, squeezing the weesel and mountain biking, more website neglect excuses, Tucson ranked #18 best rock town in the USA

May - New gig, make reservations to show us your boobies and butts, I suck at typing, I also like skee ball

June - Party gig rocked, pussy is sin or I can have a cock in my ass and mouth (Gotta love options), I peed, Metallica's new album, Anymore Toehook shows, where did cunt come from, hot water and lemon to poop, Making my penis 4 inches longer would be great .. making it 4 inches would be a great start, 5 years of worthless info, r u gay if u suck your own dick.

July - I'm a better lesbian, two in the pink one in the stink, school is rough, Solo Project decision to go into Allusion Studios, 1 month until go time

August - The solo project really begins, Enter the studio, Vegas baby, 10 year high school reunion

September - 5 classes down and 35 to go, 17 songs for the project broken down, 3-0 Vikes, Porn debate in class, 4-0 Vikes, Rob plays bass on 12 songs

October - 5-0 Vikes, toilet bowl protein bath for TVPB, sunflower seed sheel hurt in my poop, good Samaritan, magic pills and the bitch session from hell, bonus tracks and feel for me because I paid for the project, birthday's galore, money's short and the project is winding down,

November - Bass tracks to go and I can't believe it's not butter, running full speed while dragging my ass on the ground, cocks, slits and a dedication to Peter Gabriel , short on cash, Living Coulour, Porn in the USA, vacation and a website overhaul

December - Switching website providers, Merry Christmas, but I don't celebrate Chanukah

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