News 2000

12/31/00 Happy New Year to all of you!!!!

12/27/00 ... and as we close in on the beginning of the next millenium I find myself wondering about many things. Is THIS the end of the world? Will we cease to exist under Bush. Isn't that where it all started? The irony. If the end of the world is near, God, will you please make sure my dog gets fed. Thanks.

12/22/00 Christmas traffic sucks. Merry fucking Christmas. I hope Satan and the elves bring you all the presents that will fill you full of holiday cheer. Twinkle twinkle little star. I made a wish and how come my penis hasn't gotten any bigger?

12/20/00 Why does a holiday that is supposed to bring out the best in people seem to make everyone angry? The name should be changed to 'Grinchmas' because almost everyone is a grumpy mofo right now. Leave it to commercializm to fuck up yet another good thing or just plain forgetting WHY it's a holiday.. Let's look at the major Western holidays and see. New Years = Champagne and beer. Not too commercialist, but still. Valentines Day = Flowers, candy and a diamond or you ain't getting any for a long time. St. Patrick's Day = Green beer, green attire and 4 leaf clovers. What's this holiday about? A Green Saint named Patrick that liked green clovers and drank green beer. Memorial Day = finally we have another 3 day weekend. Party. 4th of July = lighting fireworks and the desert on fire and drinking beer to celebrate the birth of our country. Labor Day = Another 3 day weekend to party. Halloween = spend lots of money on a costume you'll wear at the most, once, and then give out candy to complete strangers. Bob for beer too. Thanksgiving = thanks for the turkey, but I can't stay long because I have to get a jump on my Christmas shopping. Save some leftovers. Christmas = spend all of the money you've saved over the past year on other people because you can squeeze another year out of your hole infested underwear. A/C is a good thing in the summer anyway. Sales and bullshit shoved down your throat so you feel guilty if you don't get that person you talked to twice that's friends with your cousin's bestfriends unclebrother something for Christmas. How about that battery operated inflatable tube sock warmer? Ok, I didn't prove any points because I'm too tired to go back an try to figure what point I was trying to make. I'm whooped from Christmas shopping and I just want to have warm socks, ok? Anyway, Merry Grinchmas and Happy New (last) Year.

12/18/00 Jump in the fire! Metallica rules.

12/14/00 I ate at Betos today. Good for my empty stomach. Bad for my underwear. Oh yea, I picked up a very bad habit. When I'm bored and there's no good porn on the tube, I try to find some flys so I can watch them fuck. Morbid, maybe. But, I think this is the key to the evolution of the modern day man and his role in attempting to unify the universe in harmony. Wow. Wasn't that just the biggest pile of horseshit you've ever heard (minus anything any politician has ever said)?

12/13/00 Today was a day. Not good and not bad. Just a day. I don't like that. I want everyday to be a good day. Bad days suck. Good days make you feel like you are not wasting your life away ... because you are not. No matter what you are doing, if you are living for that moment and only focusing on that moment without worrying about the past or future, you are TRULY living. That's why I believe it is important to be happy with your job. Since 98% of us have to work, you may as well enjoy what you do. It's not about $$$ because in the grand scheme of things, I don't think God is going to base your entrance into heaven on how much money you earned. Happiness is the key. I know what you're thinking. You have to make so much money because you want to live comfortable, and who cares if you don't really like your job because you're making money. Well, how much is sufficent? At what point would you be comfortable. I used to be comfortable at $5 an hour, but as the wage increases so does the lifestyle. More $$ = more shit to put in your bigger apt or house and new vehicle(s) to go along with the new dog and the new clothes. Right now, I'm thankful for the stuff I have and just very happy to be alive because I'm enjoying the shit out of it. Remember, this might be your only chance to live. How much $$$ now is worth a lifetime of regrets? We will all die. This is a fact. The question is ' How many of us will live? '

12/08/00 (one week later) And the next President of the United States is .... What a jucking foke! Georgeal Gorebush! At least I'll have social security when I retire. At least the air I breathe is clean and free and will always be. At least my penis is big. At least the US isn't kissing China's ass to better trade relations. At least my freedoms aren't being taken away from me with every new law. At least we won't ever go to war again with a third world country. At least Ted Turner owns CNN and has nothing to do with the news they report. At least I'll live forever. At least I have privacy in my own home without worrying about being spied on by government officials. At least the Vikings are going to the playoffs.

12/01/00 And the next President of the United States is ......

11/25/00 I added a 'corkboard' to the site. I want to hear from all of you. Tell me what's up with you. I put it up yesterday and I've already got a couple submissions to it. Just click on 'Contact' and the 'Free speach'. Tell me your latest news. That's it for now. Oh yea, I saw a girl giving some guy head yesterday in the middle of the day driving down the street. There were two people in the car, then it was just the guy. There were two people in the car, oh, now it's just the guy. Two, guy. Two, guy. Two guy. Hope he didn't mess up her shirt.

11/24/00 Nutz' log. Stardate 121-68. It's the day after Thanksgiving and we, the American public, still don't know who the next president will be. A lot of people are upset about this. I, personally, say fuck it because we're either going to have a fool or an idiot ... you figure out who is who. It's almost like those books a lot of us read as kids, the infamous 'Choose Your Own Adventure' series. The only difference is that there will not be a good ending to either choice here. Enough on politics. The Minnesota Vikings have won there 10th game this season and are currently in 1st place in their division with a record of 10-2. Actually, they're in first place throughout the entire NFC and if playoffs started now, they'd have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. THe only thing is that their remaining schedule is against 3 teams with winning records(Lions, Rams and Colts) and 1 divisional team they already lost to (Packers). If they just win the 2 divisional games, they will clinch the division. Actually, if they just beat the Lions and someone else they'd clinch. Enough on sports, I've been sick for the past week and it's really starting to piss me off. I hate being sick. That's why I'm hardly ever sick. I've been told that frequent masturbation is good for the body's immune system. I should be one of the healthiest men on the planet. Word up to all my peeps on the northside. Laterz.

11/14/00 What's new? A lot, actually. I've changed some things on the site. The Guestbook is now located under 'Contact' along with e-mail and a mailing list submission form for Th!nkAdectOmy and/or the Bair Nutz Project updates and info. Mp3's are on the way as well. I hope to have them up and running within the next month. This would be good, yes? Work has been taking over my life lately and I think that sucks. I must now go so I can finish some other stuff as well, too also. So, I leave you with one last brain nibblet. Organized religion is not much different than organized crime. They both generate a shitload of money, they take care of their own and if you piss either one off, you're either going to feel the wrath of Mario or the wrath of God. I guess you could include big business(our Government) and big business as well. If only I were of the elite class. That's what dreams (nightmares) are for, I guess. Parting is such sweet sorrow (especially if she is experiencing the 'monthly' flow thing). Eeeeewwwww! Stinkycat! There's extra hot sauce in the vertical taco, if you know what I mean? Yucky! What the .... corn?? Ahhhhhhhhh!

11/05/00 Just a quick post here. I updated the site. I changed a bunch of stuff (most of which none of you will notice). Big changes worth mentioning ... I added a Peel pics page in the 'Foe-Toez' section and in cludes full size pictures with thumbnails and little messages on the thumbs when you hold the mouse over the picture for more than a second. I updated and am in the middle of changing the Th!nkAdectOmy page. I'll be back soon. Enjoy.

11/02/00 Already No-fucking-vember. This year flew the shit by. I can't believe Thanksgiving is only three weeks away. Time is not on anyone's side, is it. In band news, Th!nkAdectOmy has officially been through 2 bassists with two more to pick through to try to find 'the' one. This process is taking a little longer than we had hoped, but we are very optimistic and are gearing up. We are preparing in other areas so the down time will be as minimal as possible. Hopefully, by the beginning of the new year, we'll have a show to play for you. Lastly, I voted today. Voting early and by mail is cool. I can take my time in filling out the ballot and I don't have to wait in line. I voted for Nader. Will he win? Probably not, but it is predicted that he will get 5% of the vote. That's substantial considering most of his campaign $$$ comes from donations. Overall, he was the best choice in my opinion. That it for now. I leave you with a sexist joke. Why don't women fart? (Why?) Because they never shut up long enough to build up pressure.

11/01/00 Oh, to be cavemen again. It would give new meaning to the phrase 'Let's go clubbing.' Ugh. Me Nutz. Fire good. Standing over fire bad. Me Nutz is on fire!

10/30/00 My friend, Shad and I came in 3rd place in our first two man volleyball contest we played together yesterday. I'm pretty stoked at that. It was a grass tourny and we were by far the underdogs. 3rd ain't bad in my book. Also, I am very sore. So sore, I can't squeeze the lotion bottle to lube up my mushroom tipped pointing device. Life can suck sometimes. Oh, the pain one must endure after playing hard. (huh uh huh huh I said jerk off)

10/29/00 I want the person who is making the weekends shorter than regular work days to knock that shit off NOW! It's really getting old and I seem to be losing ground on the shit I need/want to get done. Cut it out. Make Monday - Friday last about 4 hours and make Saturday last about 3 weeks and Sunday, well, Sunday we can all rest. Make that 4 days long. Sound good to everyone else? Works for me. Oh yea, I want to make about $10,000 an hour. Thank you.

10/28/00 First of all, Happy be-lated birthday to Aaron (Oct. 23rd) and Greg (Oct 26th). I didn't forget either of you, but I did forget to update it in my news. Sorry. But, hey, this past weekend I got to see Aaron and his wife, Andrea, while they were visiting in Phoenix from Chicago. This was really cool and it was great seeing them again. I only wish we had more time. Isn't that always the case? Damn jobs anyway!

10/25/00 Warning : Nutz is going to get political here. I gotta get some of this shit off of my man-chest. Now, before we start, I have to say this. FUCK! Better. Okay, here I go. The word is that Bush is ahead by like 1 or 2%. I have a couple questions regarding this next Presidential Election that have been bugging me. First, why is the focus on just Gore and Bush? What about Buchannan or Nader? How come there is no third party in the debates? Ross Perot got to debate with Bush and Clinton. He actually did pretty well until he dropped out and then came back. That was his downfall. Gov. Jesse Ventura, in a live interview on some bullshit news show, said he was disappointed that Sen. John McCain didn't run for President under a third party. He said that he could've paved the way for a third party to enter the political picture. He may be right. I think McCain pussed out as well. Maybe not in the sense that he didn't continue his run for President, but more along the lines that not only is he NOT running for President, he's supporting Bush ... after all the mudslinging and shit talking that went on between them. I'm not saying I support McCain, I'm just saying that he blew (hu uh huh I said blew) a great opportunity (like Perot) to take it to the next step and possibly go down in history as the founder of the (insert name here) Party. To me, that would almost be MORE important than being President. Life is not just about the starting point and the ending point (point A and B). It's about the journey between. It's about what you do from A to get to B. I don't know.

I do know that Gore is a bullet dodging idiot who basically resorts to name calling during any kind of confrontation or adversity and his wife, Tipper(on over and rail the shit out of her), headed up the PMRC in the late 80's and early 90's and was responsible for many music artists to be banned from stores due to 'Explicit Content'. Freedom of Speech is a great thing. Fuck you, Tipper, you fucking fuck! She is the anti-Christ. He must not become President for this simple reason. Tipper Gore is his wife and would be the first lady. Tipper. Tipper. Now, what the fuck kinda name is that? Let's just change her name to describe what kind of person she really is. Hmm. Is there one word in the English language that can do this? I narrowed it down to 2. Either Bitch Gore or Cunt Gore. You take your pick. Al and Bitch Cunt Gore. Now, the only plus to having him President is his daughter, Kristin, is a little hottie. Yummy. Let's look at the other side. Bush. Bush. Well, we already had Bush and it was bad, bad. We all saw the 1000 points of light, the No new taxes, read my lips and Gonna get Saddam (pronounced 'sad-um') in that Storm in the Desert. Besides, he looks to too much like his dad. DAMN! This sucks. President Gore? President Bush? President Nader? President Buchannan? President Hogan? President Carlin? President Swartzenegger? President Nutz? Fuck, anything's possible, right? Vote for Nutz and Thunderchild in 2000. We don't know politics and that's just what this country needs. Paid for by the Th!nkAdectOmy foundation for a better America and Th!nkAdectOmy Inc. for Nutz and Thunderchild 2000.

What about if Bush and Gore were running mates? That would be some Hard Gore Bush action happening that you could Tipper a few back and watch from the comfort of your own personal living quarters while playing with your Dick Cheney.. So sterile. Hmm. Keith turned me onto this presidential candidate. Check out what he has to say and look at his biography to see what he's done in his career and who/what he has influenced. Check out Ralph Nader for President. He's just another option and a very legitimate one at that. Keithy, I now know who I'm voting for. Here's a hint: The first 3 letters of his last name spell a word. It does not rhyme with bore or puss. Oh yea, it's related to the male genital region. (another hint: It (Leanne) rhymes with glad, but it's not bad. She touched my _ _ _ z.

10/15/00 I haven't talked too much about them, but the Vikings are doing awesome right now. 6-0. Them and the Rams in the NFC championship game at the current rate. The Vikes have a tougher schedule than the Rams, so, realistically, I expect the Rams to finish the season with the better record. Early December, they play each other. That'll be the game to watch that week. What else? Th!nkAdectomy has narrowed down the new bass player choices to two. We hope to have this figured out within the next week or so. Keith and I are very excited. That's about it for now. Time to go look up some internet porn and practice Mr. Miagi's wax on wax off technique. Ah, paint the fence!

10/12/00 Damn. This is a random bitch session. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK!!! Pisscunt! SHIIIIIIIIIT! Wow! Amazing. I actually feel better. Cool. Ahhhh. The power of the pen (keyboard). Ok I'll stop and go for now. I'm in a phone booth in front of the mudda fuckin stop-n-go. Such a filthy mouth. And he used to be such a nice boy.

10/10/00 No more excuses now. I JUST got internet access from MY house and can/will now update this site on a regular basis. I plan on giving this site a complete overhaul one page at a time starting within the next week or two. What has been happening in the life of Nutz? Well, between the band getting back together, Greg leaving the band to pursue a once in a lifetime opportunity, a job transfer and learning how to mentally masturbate while standing barefoot on piles of burning dogshit, not much is new. I've started to get back into skateboarding on a semi regular basis as well. Ok, now let me get back to the whole band thing. Th!nkAdectOmy IS a band. Th!nkAdectOmy WAS Greg, Keith and me. Now it's Keith and me. We ARE looking for a new bassist and have currently jammed with two. We will try out another person tomorrow night. It is going well as of now. We are going to be one bad ass music machine when we get the last piece of our puzzle into place. We are stoked. Now, what happened to Greg? Well, he was offered a job in San Diego that he could not pass up. The band was one of the many casualties in his move, but we all still talk and there are NO (nada none zip never not un-yes)hard feelings towards him or vice versa. I'm happy for him and wish him the best of luck on the next chapter in his life. It's great. What else is new? Well, John, I fixed your link to your homepage. It's all better now. Goto links and see for yourself. Allright, I'll be back in a bit -Nutz

08/11/00 Ok Ok ok. So I lied about the updates. Well, here's what's been happening. First, stage one of the recording studio with Th!nkAdectOmy is complete. We went in with 22 songs to record and came out with 23 songs with the bass and drums finished. A huge accomplishment for us. Next is the guitars and vocals. That was July 15th and 16th at Allusion Studios. Next, I went to Colorado from Aug 1 to Aug 8. This was fun. I learned how to water ski (Got up the second try)while I was there. Life is good. Dear Jesus, Please let us have more vacations. Thanks. Then, this past Thursday I was playing volleyball at Sportspark with some friends and a guy was shot about 30 feet from me. That was really fucked up. Some punk ass bitch fucks decided that arguing over a soccer game (keyword : G A M E) was important enough to open fire twice with a sawed off shotgun and injure 4 people ... In the middle of a family park with kids all over the place and everything. I really don't know what to say. I mean, I'm glad everyone that was hit will be ok. I'm just at a loss for words. This world is just getting a little too crazy for me. Maybe crazy is the wrong word to use. I like crazy. There's good crazy and bad crazy. I've been there and done both and they're not that bad. So, not crazy. Stupid. This world is getting too stupid for me. Yep, that's it. I really wish there was a test that people had to take on the value of human life. Any failing scores result in automatic and immediate termination (aka: kill the muthafuckaz aka diefuckingdead). I know, it's contradicting, but I'd bet money on it that it'd work. People would straighten up real fucking quick. That or they'd be dead and of no threat anyway. Anyway, I'm going to stop here. Now that the vacations are done, I will be keeping up on this site. Please remember : Life's too short to be negative all of the time. Shut up and try to enjoy all it has to offer. That's why I spank my monkey. He's always negative. I get so frustrated with him. I grab him and choke him until his head turns purple. Then I let go and he throws up all over the place. Bad monkey. Good pizza.

06/28/00 Here's the deal. I've made some mild updates lately ... most of which you won't notice. I have added another link on the left frame that gives you an idea of why this site is here. I enjoy having a site, even if I don't have the most interactive site on the web. You know what? I coded this whole site in MS Wordpad myself. No editors or any of that crap. Why, you might ask? Because I enjoy this. I have fun watching this site grow. This site started 2 years ago as a small piece of crap with a couple links and VERY minimal pictures and graphics to where it is now and I'm proud of what I've accomplished so far. The next mutation is slowly in the works right now as I dable in other programming languages. This site is intended to give you input on my life and all the things important to me. It's also meant to be funny and entertaining, which can be related to things important to me or things that have happened to me in my life. So, enjoy and I'll be back soon.

06/18/00 Well, I have quit the band Peel this past week. It's just one of those things, ya know. I am very glad that I will be able to maintain the friendships I've made with Ken, Mike and Rob. We are all still friends. So, now, what are my plans? Well, my plan, musically, is to live and enjoy everyday as if it were the last. One thing I've realized about myself and being in consecutive bands over the past 7+ years is that it's very easy to take this for granted. Well, now that I'm not in a band and don't have a set practice schedule, maybe I'll appreciate jamming with my friends more. I hope this is the case. That is the big developement this week. More news to come soon. Talk to you all later.

06/11/00 Like Dorothy said, "There's no place like home." That's how I feel about Tucson. It's my home and there's no place like it. It's hot (yea, no shit. It's in the fucking desert!), the traffic sucks, the water wells are drying, the town is 'broke', the people here can't drive to save their lives, Oro Valley is a sub-burb (the Nazi police community) and we are located about 60 miles from the Mexican border which means that half of the population doesn't speak english, so billboards, commercials, menus and even freeway mile markers (sorry, kilometer) are in Spanish. America is a great country, but why should we cater to people who live here and con't speak english? This is America. We speaka english, comprende? English is THE language of the U.S. I don't care if you know 12 different languages. I know ig-pay atin-lay. But, I only use it with friends. I don't try to order a hamburger from McDonald's using Pig Latin. Yea, can I have a umber-nay un-way ombo-kay ow-nay itch-bay! Learn every language in the world, but if you plan on LIVING in the U.S., learn some fucking english. I think the band, S.O.D. summed it up best on their latest album title, 'Speak English or Die'. If you're visiting the U.S., great! Have a great time and enjoy yourself. If you live here, learn some fucking english. Okay, I'm un-day ow-nay! Eace-pay!

06/08/00 It's official. Th!nkAdectOmy is back together ... sort of. Well, not really, but we have decided to get together and record all of the music we wrote and never recorded. This is going to be a huge project. We've recorded 10 songs and released them on two tapes (one 4 song demo and one 6 song ep) That leaves us with 30 songs currently (all originals) to record. Can you say 'double CD'?? (dubbuh seedee) We go into the studio in July to start this monster of a project and really hope to have it finished within 6 months. We'll see. E-Mail Th!nkAdectOmy if you are interested in this project and would like more info on it or would like to be involved in the making of this CD. This is going to be fun as fuck! Talk to you all soon.

06/07/00 Here it is. Welcome to my brand new home here at knutz.net. This is very exciting stuff. It means a lot of great things. First, and foremost, there are NO MORE FUCKING BANNERS!!! I hate those damn things. Second, a little more freedom to say what's on my mind. For example ... FUCK, CUNT, SHIT, PUSSY, COCK, DICK and JIZZLICKER. Don't forget pussyscab and foreskin gum. So you see, this site is going to get better ... a lot better. You will see improvements over the next few months like the addition of mp3 samples from Racer Cafe, Th!nkAdectOmy and Peel. I will also have a huge photo gallery with thumbnails and comments (kinda like now, but more organized and more detailed. Yea.) What else is going to change? Hmm. Well, I will be able to keep you all up to date with my Solo project via written news and Mp3's???? The buttons on the left frame work at this site too which makes me happy. So, what have I been up to lately? Well, a lot.. too much. Just real busy lately, but this site will rock soon enough. Oh yea, keep an 'I' out for a new guestbook and other cool interactive stuff. Can't give away all of my secrets yet. That's about it. Talk to you all soon.

05/15/00 This site is going to get YET another overhaul in the near future. I've been EXTREMELY busy lately, so the updates have been ... well there hasn't been an update since the beginning of April. I will be getting my own domain and moving this site to that location very soon. This is one of the many updates/upgrades I will be making. I will also be supporting my friend, Greg, through his sex change operation. What does that have to do with this site, you might be asking? Well, nothing right now and probably never. Just throwing stuff out at you. I killed a bird today. It was an accident ... or suicide depending on how you look at it. I did hit the bird with my truck, true true. But, the bird flew in front of my truck which says to me either it was a daredevil bird that performed it's last stunt, or it was trying to kill itself. Either way, now it's dead and splattered all over my recently washed truck. Little fucker. That is all for now, but big announcements coming up soon. -Nutz

03/19/00 My computer will be down for about a week and a half, so if there are any updates (I know people who have computers), they will be small. This is a serious inconvenience, but it kinda puts some stuff in perspective. 1. Think about how much you rely on computers now. Could you live one week without using some sort of device that has a computer chip in it? No cars, microwaves, tv's, alarm clocks, heat sensitive vibrators, wrist watches, cell phones, etc. Sickening, huh? 2. Internet porn isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Okay, maybe this isn't true, but it's helping me cope. C. I'll have more time to rot my brain on TV. I mean, watching two frogs fuck on the Discovery channel is almost as good as anything you'll find at toothlesswhore.com. So, until the next update, just remember that there are some poor saps like myself who can't see the booty online. Spank one for me. Maybe, I'll go blow some shit up out in the desert, 9mm and .223 style. That always relives some sehual fruestraytion. Yummy.

03/12/00 I promise I will try to update this more regularly. Peel is taking off and we've all been extremely busy. We just played a show with Breeth at a local club. Ex-Th!nkAdectOmy drummer, Keith Hancock, is in this band and it was good to see him play again. I'm glad we've patched everything up and are moving forward in our friendship. This is what determines real friends. What else has been going on? Hmmm. Between work, the band, volleyball and the occasional monkeyspank (occasional - Meaning one to five times a day), I'd have to say that I rarely have time to even think about taking a shit. That's ok because it saves paper and fresh water which is good for the environment. Stocks are a good thing. (hint: By stock in Vaseline. I predict their stock will increase this quarter.) Gotta go now. I will talk to you all REAL soon. -Nutz

02/25/00 HOLY SHIT!! DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU!!! No, really. Don't. If you could only see what I see. It would scare the bajeezus outta ya. STOP! I SAID DO NOT TURN AROUND! LISTEN TO ME OR YOU WILL DIE! Think of 'turning around and looking to see what's behind you' to be worse than the end of 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' ... yea where all those people died and melted. Don't do it. Don't you do it! I will not warn you anymore. I'm serious. Dammit, don't say I didn't warn you.

02/15/00 Nothing new at this point. Well, actually Peel is playing a series of big shows. Go to the Peel Homepage and click on 'tour'. Exciting stuff. If you could ask God one question, what would it be? Tough question to answer. Some people would say 'What Right do we have to question God?' and others may say 'Is there any other lifeform within the Universe?'. I really don't think I could form a question in the presence of God primarily based on the fact that I believe my jaw would be wide open in awe. More stuph. Did Jesus walk on water or was the water really nothing more than a mirage? How many trees grouped together does it take to 'officially' make a forest? How many seagulls are in a flock? How can every religious group in the world be "right" in their worship and praise of their supreme being if there is only one God? We will NEVER have an honest President. How do 'recovering self-mutilation with dinnerware' addicts eat in a steakhouse? Do you think your dog really understands you when you're talking to it about your bad day? Nothing is real. NOTHING is real. You talk to yourself at least twice a day and you've been caught at least twice in your life. Now, I will end by giving you a psychic reading. You must keep both of your thumbs on the spacebar at all times or this will not work. Okay, here we go. Think of a number between 1 and 2 (whole #'s only .... that means no decimals, fractions etc.). Remember that #. Now, read this next sentence while holding your breath. Ok. Now look up then down 5 times as fast as you can. Do it NOW!!! Ok, click here to see your personalized psychic reading.

02/10/00 Runny poop, Stink Finger, Penis Percentile and Clitgazm. Feel free to take these names and use them for your band. One more thing .... just not now.

01/30/00 I will be updating the site real soon including the main page and making the buttons in the left frame work for everyone. I apologize for the lack of updates lately, but the band site has been taking up a lot of my free time. This too shall pass. Visit my band, Peel, by clicking here. In other news, my solo project is looking like it's going to get pushed back into late spring or early summer. I have 14 songs ready to go, but I want to give myself enough time to aquire all of the tools necessary to make this release something really special. I'm also trying to figure in how much time it's going to take me to write drum lines and bass lines. I didn't bite off more than I can chew, but my mouth is pretty full, if you know what I mean. So, I think the CD ( at this point) will contain 17 songs and the total running time will be around 70 minutes. This is just an estimated time, mind you. Also, if you have a band and want to swap links (band for a band), E-mail me and we'll talk. One last thing ... I put a hit counter on the mainpage, again. I had one before(actually if you click the main pic on the main page, you'll see it in yellow. Be seen.com.) and the count was up to 700+, but thought the counter looked lame so I kinda canned it. The new one is only about a week and a half old, so keep that in mind as well. Lastly, I noticed that my updates are pretty serious these dayz. This too shall pass. Talk to you all soon. -Nutz

01/16/00 Well, the Vikings have lost to the Rams. Yep. It was expected, though. I will say that John Madden fucking ruins football. He is an idiot. Pat Summerall ... well, does he even know who he is anymore? Madden loves whoever is winning (unless it's Dallas) and praises them, then when they begin losing he praises the other team and contradicts everything he'd just said moments before. PULL HIS ASS OUTTA FOOTBALL! Get rid of both of them. Make them target practice or something. I'm not mad that the Vikes lost ... I'm just sick and tired of these two assholes. They've been ruining games for me for too many seasons now. They better not be announcing the Superbowl.

"If everything's under control, you're going too slow."
 -Mario Andretti
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