"Yep, I have the ball and don't even think about trying to take it away."

"Dude, can I scam off your ball? I'm jonesing for a chew."

".... la di da, I can't hear you. Just chewing away at this ball. "

Hey assmunch, stop ignoring me and answer my question."

"Tricky little devil. If I only had opposable thumbs..."

"This two-paw ball chewing crap is tiring. Thumbs would be really helpful right now."

"What the hell are you looking at?"

"I can't even look at him. I just want the damn ball, Blondie!"

"That's just great. Take a picture of me while I'm all pissed off. Jerk!"

"Yea, come a little closer. I just licked my butt."

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty

I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaaaaaay!

Speaking of gay, where's blondie at?"

"Don't let this innocent face fool you.  I will chew your sh@t up in a second."

"Did I just fart?"

"Enough with the camera already. I know I'm hot and sexy, but you see me everyday. Stop it."

"I think my Jackie Chan impression is second to none."

"Keeping these adults entertained is tiring work. And, they're so ungrateful."

"Ok, I wonder why this angle looks like the last one? Maybe it's because I haven't fricken moved! Humans can be so stupid sometimes."

"I'm only two and a half years old."

"Look quick! It's Haley's Comet!"

"Come on jackass, just look up and humor me."

"Alright, one last picture, but NO MORE!"

"I said no more, buddy! I'll bite this damn thing and chew the ..."